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SK ni furahiday.....saa ya phombe!!!!
KulaRaha
#1901 Posted : Thursday, November 28, 2013 4:35:22 PM
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Next month everyday will be Friday after the 12th LOL
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
Swenani
#1902 Posted : Thursday, November 28, 2013 5:42:34 PM
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KulaRaha wrote:
Next month everyday will be Friday after the 12th LOL

Then the month after next month everyday will be monday
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
King G
#1903 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 8:48:43 AM
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Wololo feels like Sato; from Naks and i have a meeting in Nai aT 11. Pray Pray Pray

I enjoyed though, Rafikis, Taidys, enyewe Mututho ako na works Kenya hii....
Thieves
nostoppingthis
#1904 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 9:51:41 AM
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washiku
#1905 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 9:55:02 AM
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simonkabz
#1906 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 10:02:16 AM
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Location: Cameroon
King G wrote:
Wololo feels like Sato; from Naks and i have a meeting in Nai aT 11. Pray Pray Pray

I enjoyed though, Rafikis, Taidys, enyewe Mututho ako na works Kenya hii....


Taidys? Last I checked hiyo ni SOKO HURU.......btw nax has limited watering holes. ....tembea thika, you can club hop n you won't finish them all. Infact, Thika, from a conversation I had with Nacada buddies could be having more clubs n bars than the entire Nyanza!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
simonkabz
#1907 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 10:06:07 AM
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King G wrote:
Wololo feels like Sato; from Naks and i have a meeting in Nai aT 11. Pray Pray Pray

I enjoyed though, Rafikis, Taidys, enyewe Mututho ako na works Kenya hii....


Taidys? Last I checked hiyo ni SOKO HURU.......btw nax has limited watering holes. ....tembea thika, you can club hop n you won't finish them all. Infact, Thika, from a conversation I had with Nacada buddies could be having more clubs n bars than the entire Nyanza!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Mukiri
#1908 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 10:12:30 AM
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Keshasmile

Proverbs 19:21
AlphDoti
#1909 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 10:19:23 AM
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washiku wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Python eats drunk man
Swenani
#1910 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 10:28:34 AM
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Mukiri wrote:
Keshasmile


Kesha kwa bar ama kanisa?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
ZZE123
#1911 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 10:32:48 AM
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nostoppingthis wrote:

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
washiku
#1912 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 10:37:08 AM
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Mukiri
#1913 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 10:44:59 AM
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Swenani wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Keshasmile


Kesha kwa bar ama kanisa?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly CITAM Valley Road, all are welcomesmile

Proverbs 19:21
McReggae
#1914 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 10:46:29 AM
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Will I get the new kid on block GW Ginger in Kisii?
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Pierce
#1915 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 10:52:53 AM
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simonkabz wrote:
King G wrote:
Wololo feels like Sato; from Naks and i have a meeting in Nai aT 11. Pray Pray Pray

I enjoyed though, Rafikis, Taidys, enyewe Mututho ako na works Kenya hii....


Taidys? Last I checked hiyo ni SOKO HURU.......btw nax has limited watering holes. ....tembea thika, you can club hop n you won't finish them all. Infact, Thika, from a conversation I had with Nacada buddies could be having more clubs n bars than the entire Nyanza!


Simo,

This is not true.....or so I think!

Naks has very many deadly joints from Tao, Kanu Street, Milimani, the road towards Kiti,between tao and Free Area, Olive area etc etc.....

Some are abit hidden though....you have to 'discover'.....
4lourBliss
#1916 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 11:45:43 AM
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Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
4lourBliss
#1917 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 12:06:31 PM
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A priest is driving home when gets pulled over by the police for speeding. The police officer that stops him smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the priest. The cop says: “then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and says: ”Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

smile
Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
Bigchick
#1918 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 12:08:05 PM
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simonkabz wrote:
King G wrote:
Wololo feels like Sato; from Naks and i have a meeting in Nai aT 11. Pray Pray Pray

I enjoyed though, Rafikis, Taidys, enyewe Mututho ako na works Kenya hii....


Taidys? Last I checked hiyo ni SOKO HURU.......btw nax has limited watering holes. ....tembea thika, you can club hop n you won't finish them all. Infact, Thika, from a conversation I had with Nacada buddies could be having more clubs n bars than the entire Nyanza!



Porkies?????
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
4lourBliss
#1919 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 12:32:39 PM
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An airplane crashes into the ocean an there are only two survivors. They even manage to get their hands on a small rescue boat. There is even a small bag of supplies. Some food, a bottle of water and flairs to give a rescue signal, but no booze. The last item they find is an Arabic lamp like in the fairy tales.

One of the men grabs the lamp and says cynical: “let’s rub this lamp en ask the genie for booze.” The two have a good laugh, but turn pale when a genie actually pops out after the rubbing. With a deep voice he explains: “hello masters, I am here to fulfill any wish you might have. However, unlike in the fairy tales I will only grant you one. So make this one wish count.”

The man who rubbed the lamp doesn’t need a second more. “I wish this whole ocean is no longer made of water, but beer.” The genie makes some gestures and mumbles some magic spells and poof! The boat is floating in an endless pool of beer. On every side as far as the eye can see and beyond.

The magic lamp and genie disappear to the bottom of the sea to wait there for a new master to come along. After it’s completely out of side the second man turns to his mate rather pissed off. “Nice going you idiot! Do you realize what you’ve done? Now we have to piss in the boat!”

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
King G
#1920 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 1:49:56 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause


Headed there now!!!!! Applause Applause Applause Drool Drool Drool
Thieves
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