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Memories are made of this
Mpenzi
#81 Posted : Friday, March 13, 2009 2:05:00 PM
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@jaina,i remember and hated that business of spraying. my mum used to ask me to pima the chemicals for the worker so that none is stolen. thinkin of it now i must hav inhaled lots of those dawas!
Mpenzi
#82 Posted : Friday, March 13, 2009 2:10:00 PM
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@sheri,yes! we used to do those mabutis on saturdays and you get your kabook marked as havin worked otherwise your family would not be allowed to bring in coffee next picking day.
Feish
#83 Posted : Friday, March 13, 2009 2:10:00 PM
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And the hide and seek game at night. remember one time was hiding and stepped on scorpion,it stung me and came out pigaring duru like nonsense. But my cuzo had this habit of hiding and getting lost on some 'mchezo wa baba na mama' with the neighbourhood kids

life is an endless adventure
Jaina
#84 Posted : Friday, March 13, 2009 2:24:00 PM
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we used to have deidated days for killing rats (mbiya). They used to be in the granary(ikumbi)_ during the material day.,.......everthing used to come to a standstill. numerous shouts of,..............iyo,.......iyo,...iyo.......would make you think that guys are crazy!. hehe!
Burning Spear
#85 Posted : Friday, March 13, 2009 2:26:00 PM
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My cousins (boys and girls) and I were caught by our grandmother inside tee plantation tukihutithania.imagine rungu rwa mashani.

She had threatened to cut our tuthugumis.
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
dijkstra
#86 Posted : Friday, March 13, 2009 2:38:00 PM
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........there used to be no match boxes,so if you missed to preserve fire by burying one firewood in the hot ashes before going to sleep,then you had to go to the neighbour in the morning to borrow some


.......then when you smell harufu ya chapati from your neighbour's home,you sneek there and ask for some fire; na kumbe you already have some at your home (n maybe they can see smoke from ur kitchen)..they will then give half or one chapo n some fire.



.......halafu in primo a group of boys would challenge unsuspecting boy that he can't unpluck a small stick off a heap of wet cow dung using his teeth..then the boy would courageously try to unpluck and he gets his face pushed into the wet sh*t

.......
and the english teacher reading some of the compositions in front of the whole class...some were like 'I waiteeeed,until I threw hands'....'and I saw the car cut a corner at high speed'!!

none
nyangao
#87 Posted : Friday, March 13, 2009 7:34:00 PM
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Durin sports day in our primo we were required to carry ash to school for markin the pitch. Previous evenin mama didnt washa the makaa jiko n that meant no ash n consequences were a thorough spankin on the behind. Being the clever kihii,i decided to stealthly creep to our neighbour yard where i saw where they mwagad ash before washarin the jiko.waited when no one was on site and quickly scooped the ash. Nex day my kihii collegue (neighbour) received the dreaded spankin but i escaped the viboko but instead had 'gv' all over my hands.apparently the scooped ash was hot from a jiko n got my hands burnt.as treatment mama applied the dawa .tat day i also booked a 'wanted'with my neighbour who was far bigger than me

hey
bebeto
#88 Posted : Saturday, March 14, 2009 6:54:00 AM
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@simonkabz
hope u r not the boy who was sat on(in the river) for like a minute,and needed a serious resuscitation o'wise angekufa..no ihii itikuaga. the dude did wake up after some serious work on the chest by two very big 'ihiis' he had taken some 'ngutas'( gulps of water) after staying in the water long enuff.

@bidiiyangu
truth be told,i and some other 3 boys were tricked into applying 'kariaria'(whats is its name in english?) on our dicks by a kihii who had returned home after being a chokora for like a month. he had told us it was the easiest way 'kurua'(get circumcised). we did it on our way from the river...very well,kila mtu agathinuria,halafu anapaka. ngai fafa,we were unable to cover less than a 100m after that and our parents had to come for us..kila mtu mamake...serious battle b4 they acknowledged we cudn't walk. dettol and gee vee @ home and then hospital haraka.
gud thing,we were healed in a week which seemed like a decade...n the memories are very fresh

be happy!
"The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions" - Alfred adler
simonkabz
#89 Posted : Saturday, March 14, 2009 8:23:00 AM
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Wot made boys apply that 'kariaria' on their dicks? We also did so n i dnt want to recall the nasty result. I thought i waz losing my tiny dick n imagined becoming a girl! Woi! I really cried.

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Tutu
#90 Posted : Saturday, March 14, 2009 8:32:00 AM
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