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Swenani
#161 Posted : Sunday, January 25, 2015 12:40:21 PM
Rank: User


Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
masukuma wrote:
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick

I should trade mark this

I told you they are going no where!! Anyone who is married knows it's not sex that keeps people together.


You are a witchcraft;If you ever come to Kisii, tutakuchoma
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
masukuma
#162 Posted : Sunday, January 25, 2015 1:31:32 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
Swenani wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick

I should trade mark this

I told you they are going no where!! Anyone who is married knows it's not sex that keeps people together.


You are a witchcraft;If you ever come to Kisii, tutakuchoma

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly i am a what? Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
despite what you hear on radio. friendship is important in staying married not sex!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
mwenza
#163 Posted : Sunday, January 25, 2015 1:49:36 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 4/22/2009
Posts: 2,863
masukuma wrote:
Swenani wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick

I should trade mark this

I told you they are going no where!! Anyone who is married knows it's not sex that keeps people together.


You are a witchcraft;If you ever come to Kisii, tutakuchoma

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly i am a what? Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
despite what you hear on radio. friendship is important in staying married not sex!


True . You can't enjoy sex on an empty stomach.
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
kysse
#164 Posted : Sunday, January 25, 2015 2:58:22 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
masukuma wrote:
Swenani wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick

I should trade mark this

I told you they are going no where!! Anyone who is married knows it's not sex that keeps people together.


You are a witchcraft;If you ever come to Kisii, tutakuchoma

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly i am a what? Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
despite what you hear on radio. friendship is important in staying married not sex!


Eti masukuma is a witchcraft?? It can't have been sex.
Darling offered her emotional support which resulted in a rushed marriage. They were not compatible in other aspects esp culture.

Can't blame her. One day she will marry a rich indian guy ,have babies and employ him as cook.


Iganamagana
#165 Posted : Sunday, January 25, 2015 3:20:04 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 3/27/2009
Posts: 1,437
kysse wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Swenani wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick

I should trade mark this

I told you they are going no where!! Anyone who is married knows it's not sex that keeps people together.


You are a witchcraft;If you ever come to Kisii, tutakuchoma

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly i am a what? Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
despite what you hear on radio. friendship is important in staying married not sex!


Eti masukuma is a witchcraft?? It can't have been sex.
Darling offered her emotional support which resulted in a rushed marriage. They were not compatible in other aspects esp culture.

Can't blame her. One day she will marry a rich indian guy ,have babies and employ him as cook.




Then continue from where he left just like kina Mutiso and Makau.
Impunity
#166 Posted : Friday, August 12, 2016 12:47:00 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Kuliendaje wajameni?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Fullykenyan
#167 Posted : Friday, August 12, 2016 3:13:54 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 7/27/2014
Posts: 560
Location: Eastlando
Iganamagana wrote:
kysse wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Swenani wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick

I should trade mark this

I told you they are going no where!! Anyone who is married knows it's not sex that keeps people together.


You are a witchcraft;If you ever come to Kisii, tutakuchoma

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly i am a what? Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
despite what you hear on radio. friendship is important in staying married not sex!


Eti masukuma is a witchcraft?? It can't have been sex.
Darling offered her emotional support which resulted in a rushed marriage. They were not compatible in other aspects esp culture.

Can't blame her. One day she will marry a rich indian guy ,have babies and employ him as cook.




Then continue from where he left just like kina Mutiso and Makau.

I don´t know why some you like belittling other communities. If it makes you feel great go on.
murchr
#168 Posted : Friday, August 12, 2016 6:57:14 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 15,980
Impunity wrote:



For now, Khamala is content, using the towel to gently wipe his body — every morning after showering, every evening before bed — as a symbolic gesture honouring Sarika.

The peasant farmer fondly calls the faded checked white two-by-one metre towel ‘Sarika towel’ and for which he can beat anyone senseless for coming close to it.

^^^Hivyo ndio kulienda
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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masukuma
#169 Posted : Friday, August 12, 2016 11:15:52 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
murchr wrote:
Impunity wrote:



For now, Khamala is content, using the towel to gently wipe his body — every morning after showering, every evening before bed — as a symbolic gesture honouring Sarika.

The peasant farmer fondly calls the faded checked white two-by-one metre towel ‘Sarika towel’ and for which he can beat anyone senseless for coming close to it.

^^^Hivyo ndio kulienda

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly wajinga ni wengi sana hii dunia!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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