Ati a Jaluo doesnt need a dictionary, its vice versa.He is not a window cleaner, he is a transparent wall technician. he doesnt say he is at Kencom, he is opposite Hilton hotel. he is not a watchman, he is a facility security executive. he is not a fisherman, he is an aquaculture industrialist. he does not fart, he metabolizes loudly.he does not sweat, he perspires. he does not bald, he reduces his hair to scalp ratio.he does not change the topic, he subverts the contexual preferences of the conversational obligatory expectation.he does not pay tax, he reviews his income as stipulated by the constitution. but do i say!

Muammar Ghaddafi is in Kaoland using the alias Muema Katavi

Mrs. Kamau comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.'
'No more headaches?' Kamau asks, ”What happened?'
His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
'I do not have a headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache..'
It Worked! The headaches are all gone.'
The husband replies, 'Well, that is wonderful.'
His wife then says, 'You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?' he agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the he comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don’t move, I’ll be right back.'
He goes into the Bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes Passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, 'Boy, that was wonderful!'
The husband says, 'Don’t move! I will be right back.'
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than The First time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says,
'Don’t move, I’ll be right back.'
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
'She’s not my wife,
She’s not my wife,
She’s not my wife'
His funeral service will be held on Friday.

Dr.Johnny had slept with his patient and felt guilty all day.No matter what he tried,the betrayal was too much.A voice from deep inside kept comforting him.."Johnny what you did is not new,you are not the first medical practitioner to sleep with a patient after all you are single." But another voice kept bothering him.."Johnny you stupid bastard you are a vet!