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Jicho Pevu - Makri Ya Injili on Pastor Kanyari
Wamunyota
#71 Posted : Monday, November 03, 2014 12:34:24 PM
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This Kanyari stori reminds me of what happened while I was in campus.A friend of mine dragged me to one of those evagerical churches uptown in one of the keshas.When the sadaka time came,there were clear boxes for 1000,500 and 200.We were told that every man should come with his 1000 note holding it high and show it to God.All men were supposed to give at least 1000 and if you dont contribute the 1000 then you aren't a real man.Well I went with my 1000 to the nearest bar.
Hutia Mundu!!
Mwana-ke
#72 Posted : Monday, November 03, 2014 12:39:45 PM
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Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 8
Kufdead....Kanyari is a comedian....waaah chewes
jaggernaut
#73 Posted : Monday, November 03, 2014 12:42:58 PM
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Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
This panda mbegu business started with Pastor Muiru, before it was renamed 'sow a seed' by Bishop Wanjiro, then adopted by Maina of Neno Evangelism, and now Kanyari perfected it with panda 310.
Boris Boyka
#74 Posted : Monday, November 03, 2014 12:44:11 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Boris Boyka wrote:
In church you tithe and give offering and it's it's the man of god & elders who decide on what it should be used to do. that's not a business investment or tax that you should be involved in what it does!! From my spiritual knowledge ones you give OUT OF YOUR WILLING HEART God accepts and will bless your stores abundantly,whether the pastor misuses it or not. If you're praying and in spirit God guides you to the right place of worship.

It's this kind of reasoning that keeps the Kanyari's of this world in business! Gosh!!! The level of gullibility is amazing!

People assume a pastor and God are one and the same. Ati don't question a man of God. What? A bucket load of horse manure! A pure con man stealing in the name of the lord and you tell me not to question?

Your reasoning is also poor.
1. Don't tithe or give offering for ppl to see you or pastor to use well. Give because you're willing as God commands
2. don't stop going to church and offering because the offering was misused by one pastor somewhere. You're not giving to the pastor; you're offering to God.
3. If you feel the offering/tithe is mis allocated(umekwazika rohoni) either don't give or move out to another place of worship where you. "think" it'll be well managed. Rem it's only GOD's spirit that can guide you not your so called laws & calculations.
4. Matters giving & spiritual are not easily identified criminal if it's willfully. maybe the fake id's registrations but not on giving uombewe and of which waliombewa whether upone usipone.
5. Use some wisdom in picking out manure because the manure is very much important in agriculture the backbone of our economy.
Everybody STEALS, a THIEF is one who's CAUGHT stealing something of LITTLE VALUE. !!!
ecstacy
#75 Posted : Monday, November 03, 2014 12:46:49 PM
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For those who missed like @Kiash and those kesharin, here is the link to this expose, thread description also updated:
washiku
#76 Posted : Monday, November 03, 2014 12:48:42 PM
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Posts: 13,095
ThingsPastorKanyariShouldHeal now trending...

@WatsaH: ‪#‎ThingsKanyariShouldHeal‬"‪#‎gorhooligans‬ with the coming up MachaConcert
@Its_Rizack: #thingskanyarishouldheal feelings za robert Alai....
@kwaigwa601: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal people who nag you over issues that don't concern them
@JaySleekLeBron: Hizi cologne za River Road, after kusweat kiasi msee ananuka ammonia, #thingskanyarishouldheal
@WatsaH:@nyevu_gaya #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal Kenya's justice system if they fail to prosecute him for extortion
@Moseax:RT @xtiandela: Hahahahaha... #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal the rate of Friend Zoning in the Country..haha
@QueenMutete: #ThingsKanyariShouldHeal those confused Mombasa youth who attack a barrack..
jaggernaut
#77 Posted : Monday, November 03, 2014 12:49:27 PM
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Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
Mwana-ke wrote:
Kufdead....Kanyari is a comedian....waaah chewes


Haha...He can also make a good movie director judging by the way he was coaching his staff to give fake testimonies ....even telling them to 'weka punch' to the rehearsed testimony.
masukuma
#78 Posted : Monday, November 03, 2014 12:55:37 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi

Quote:
As you work your ass off during the week this is your pastor playing golf waiting for Sunday!


All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Mtu Biz
#79 Posted : Monday, November 03, 2014 1:00:10 PM
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Joined: 1/16/2007
Posts: 1,320
Boris Boyka wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Boris Boyka wrote:
In church you tithe and give offering and it's it's the man of god & elders who decide on what it should be used to do. that's not a business investment or tax that you should be involved in what it does!! From my spiritual knowledge ones you give OUT OF YOUR WILLING HEART God accepts and will bless your stores abundantly,whether the pastor misuses it or not. If you're praying and in spirit God guides you to the right place of worship.

It's this kind of reasoning that keeps the Kanyari's of this world in business! Gosh!!! The level of gullibility is amazing!

People assume a pastor and God are one and the same. Ati don't question a man of God. What? A bucket load of horse manure! A pure con man stealing in the name of the lord and you tell me not to question?

Your reasoning is also poor.
1. Don't tithe or give offering for ppl to see you or pastor to use well. Give because you're willing as God commands
2. don't stop going to church and offering because the offering was misused by one pastor somewhere. You're giving to the pastor; you're offering to God.
3. If you feel the offering/tithe is mis allocated(umekwazika rohoni) either don't give or move out to another place of worship where you. "think" it'll be well managed. Rem it's only GOD's spirit that can guide you not your so called laws & calculations.
4. Matters giving & spiritual are not easily identified criminal if it's willfully. maybe the fake id's registrations but not on giving uombewe and of which waliombewa whether upone usipone.
5. Use some wisdom in picking out manure because the manure is very much important in agriculture the backbone of our economy.


@ Boris... Walk with me very briefly.....

God has given us the ability to know 'him' through the things that can be seen i.e nature all around us is preaching the nature and attributes of God (See Romans 1)

In your observation of the mind blowing diversity of the universe, nature ... all of it.. from the expanse of space to the expanse of the microscopic world..

Is it possible to conclude that the designer and sustainer of all this needs anything from a human being ?

much less money ??


Sola Scriptura


jaggernaut
#80 Posted : Monday, November 03, 2014 1:02:13 PM
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Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
I hope Kanyari doesn't learn new tricks from <<<THIS Brazilian pastor>>>.


C&P

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor, has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit".

The criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".

"He has convinced us that God could only come into our lives through our mouth and often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci would take us at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation". This is the testimony of one of his victims.

The pastor is already in jail where he said that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.
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