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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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butterflyke wrote:tycho wrote:If the encounters can be counted, then the sex has no love.
If the love has to have sex, then both the sex and love are untrue.
If the sex has love then the ecstasy and truth are overcoming; and the fruit is another level all together.
Yet true love and the sex worthy of it aren't natural finds. One meets loveless sex first, and to advance, one must learn to enjoy sexless love, and if one can master this, then the next stage can have sex full of love. And the master can dwell on the cold mountain, seemingly alone. i managed to follow the argument until i got to that last sentence then i got thrown...@tycho, yaani hungewachia hapo kwa 'full of love'?  The throw is the climax. The highest point that one can reach. It's a clue for them that wish to excel. Like the icing on the cake. Imagine a great birthday, or wedding cake with no icing. How much would you pay for it?
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 7/7/2014 Posts: 80 Location: West Coast
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Swenani wrote:Dr. Dre wrote:A close friend recently broke up with his girlfriend of 1.5yrs because he could not get past her sexual history. They really got along well, had mind-blowing sex…until the day they decided to discuss their sexual pasts. He had around 15 and she had slept with 60+. And she confessed this tears rolling down her cheeks. This is why I NEVER want to know how many sexual partners my girl has/had. As long as I know she's clean and we're safe, there's no reason to talk about numbers, who, when, where...   How did you get to know about this? Or a close friend in this case is you? Close buddies share the good, bad and ugly sides of their relationships....'man talk'. Don't Work Harder...Work Smarter!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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tycho wrote:butterflyke wrote:tycho wrote:If the encounters can be counted, then the sex has no love.
If the love has to have sex, then both the sex and love are untrue.
If the sex has love then the ecstasy and truth are overcoming; and the fruit is another level all together.
Yet true love and the sex worthy of it aren't natural finds. One meets loveless sex first, and to advance, one must learn to enjoy sexless love, and if one can master this, then the next stage can have sex full of love. And the master can dwell on the cold mountain, seemingly alone. i managed to follow the argument until i got to that last sentence then i got thrown...@tycho, yaani hungewachia hapo kwa 'full of love'? The throw is the climax. The highest point that one can reach. It's a clue for them that wish to excel. Like the icing on the cake. Imagine a great birthday, or wedding cake with no icing. How much would you pay for it? kama hio ndio climax wacha ikae Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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butterflyke wrote:tycho wrote:butterflyke wrote:tycho wrote:If the encounters can be counted, then the sex has no love.
If the love has to have sex, then both the sex and love are untrue.
If the sex has love then the ecstasy and truth are overcoming; and the fruit is another level all together.
Yet true love and the sex worthy of it aren't natural finds. One meets loveless sex first, and to advance, one must learn to enjoy sexless love, and if one can master this, then the next stage can have sex full of love. And the master can dwell on the cold mountain, seemingly alone. i managed to follow the argument until i got to that last sentence then i got thrown...@tycho, yaani hungewachia hapo kwa 'full of love'? The throw is the climax. The highest point that one can reach. It's a clue for them that wish to excel. Like the icing on the cake. Imagine a great birthday, or wedding cake with no icing. How much would you pay for it? kama hio ndio climax wacha ikae Yes. Love has a cost few can afford. One can spend a lifetime without meeting it, or even worse, one can fail to recognize it as it flows around the cosmos.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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maka wrote:urstill1 wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Read somewhere that those at koinange handle an average of 4 clients every night(kwa gari between 9pm and 3am). For 25 days in a month, those are 100 clients. In 12 months she would have clocked 1200 clients.
Since they charge 1k per chot, the earnings are Ksh 1,200,000 pa (100k pm) tax free. Tuanze biashara? What do you think the SJ guy makes in a day? How about the guys who do their stuff in alley hotels in Nairobi? Hii sector inapesa!!! A room for 10minute shot is 200. Having 20 rooms like that pays better than owning Hilton. Just saying. Btw S.J has been refurbished...it's like a lounge now. Mawinder...who owns S.J? possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/10/2010 Posts: 2,265
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mpobiz wrote:mpobiz wrote:After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau... Just thought of sharing this quote "when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss" From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5) I have been seeing someone on the side. She hails from a local collage. A few weeks after we met we both concluded we didnt like the smell of rubber and we stopped . Out of curiosity i asked how she has survived without getting pregnant because she wasnt on the pill too.what she told me has been ringing in my mind for a whole month and i wish i dint ask. She told me how her previous jamaa was an expert in withdrawal yaani coitus interruptus. I expected an answer like "i dont involve myself in such things untill i finish uni". Ignorance is truely bliss Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375
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mpobiz wrote:mpobiz wrote:mpobiz wrote:After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau... Just thought of sharing this quote "when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss" From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5) I have been seeing someone on the side. She hails from a local collage. A few weeks after we met we both concluded we didnt like the smell of rubber and we stopped . Out of curiosity i asked how she has survived without getting pregnant because she wasnt on the pill too.what she told me has been ringing in my mind for a whole month and i wish i dint ask. She told me how her previous jamaa was an expert in withdrawal yaani coitus interruptus. I expected an answer like "i dont involve myself in such things untill i finish uni". Ignorance is truely bliss umeenda VCT? It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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bkismat wrote:mpobiz wrote:mpobiz wrote:mpobiz wrote:After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau... Just thought of sharing this quote "when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss" From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5) I have been seeing someone on the side. She hails from a local collage. A few weeks after we met we both concluded we didnt like the smell of rubber and we stopped . Out of curiosity i asked how she has survived without getting pregnant because she wasnt on the pill too.what she told me has been ringing in my mind for a whole month and i wish i dint ask. She told me how her previous jamaa was an expert in withdrawal yaani coitus interruptus. I expected an answer like "i dont involve myself in such things untill i finish uni". Ignorance is truely bliss umeenda VCT? Kupimwa ni bure boss.Ukishapimwa twanga vitu mpaka zihame!! Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/1/2008 Posts: 1,098
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mpobiz wrote:mpobiz wrote:mpobiz wrote:After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau... Just thought of sharing this quote "when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss" From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5) I have been seeing someone on the side. She hails from a local collage. A few weeks after we met we both concluded we didnt like the smell of rubber and we stopped . Out of curiosity i asked how she has survived without getting pregnant because she wasnt on the pill too.what she told me has been ringing in my mind for a whole month and i wish i dint ask. She told me how her previous jamaa was an expert in withdrawal yaani coitus interruptus. I expected an answer like "i dont involve myself in such things untill i finish uni". Ignorance is truely bliss  @Mpobiz, this jamaa is @Swenani
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Jump-steady wrote:mpobiz wrote:[quote=mpobiz][quote=mpobiz]After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau... Just thought of sharing this quote "when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss" From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5) % Portfolio: Sold
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