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#71 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 2:11:06 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
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Location: Kianjokoma
kiterunner wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
maligumu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Pierce wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
eating fish


Both sides...he he he !


hehehe, did @Mawinder confirm that the 'friend' eats both sides!!!

Utamu wa samaki nikumla pande zote mbili.

Wait until your wife buys a toy and asks you to bend over..



Pole pastor, did this happen to 'a friend of yours' ? Man ngai pole sana

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly huyu mkiri haeleweki
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
danas10
#72 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 2:14:34 PM
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Joined: 10/8/2010
Posts: 763
Location: Intersection
Mukiri wrote:
Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go


You dont sound married either, yet you could write a book on toys...going by how many times you have recommended them in wazua alone...

saidia essyk tafadhali smile
kysse
#73 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 2:55:23 PM
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Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
mwanaume ni kufundishana.
Which,where and how.
Mukiri
#74 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 8:06:57 PM
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Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
danas10 wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go


You dont sound married either, yet you could write a book on toys...going by how many times you have recommended them in wazua alone...

saidia essyk tafadhali smile

Ati!?Shame on you

Proverbs 19:21
kysse
#75 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 8:46:28 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
Mukiri wrote:
danas10 wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go


You dont sound married either, yet you could write a book on toys...going by how many times you have recommended them in wazua alone...

saidia essyk tafadhali smile

Ati!?Shame on you


please bring out the toys utufunze wacha kuhepa swali.
Mukiri
#76 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 8:56:38 PM
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Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
kysse wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
danas10 wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go


You dont sound married either, yet you could write a book on toys...going by how many times you have recommended them in wazua alone...

saidia essyk tafadhali smile

Ati!?Shame on you


please bring out the toys utufunze wacha kuhepa swali.

Where is your porcupine?

Proverbs 19:21
danas10
#77 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 9:01:12 PM
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Joined: 10/8/2010
Posts: 763
Location: Intersection
Mukiri wrote:
danas10 wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go


You dont sound married either, yet you could write a book on toys...going by how many times you have recommended them in wazua alone...

saidia essyk tafadhali smile

Ati!?Shame on you


wooiiii!!! Pole sana!!!!

sasa saidia essyk....smile
kysse
#78 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 9:02:32 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
I don't keep porcupines.

ok forget the toys stuff.I am just joking.
I believe in real human gadgets,with exception in cases of handicap or inability to perform with excellence.
Impunity
#79 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 7:49:34 PM
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del
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#80 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 7:51:08 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
From Emmy Kosgei na Samoei Thread wrote:
After the July-August freezing temperatures, many wives have gas and flatulence


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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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