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naimandeksa
#141 Posted : Sunday, June 09, 2013 3:18:30 PM
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always remember women are just as wh"reish as men.
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#142 Posted : Sunday, August 04, 2013 1:12:01 PM
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There is nothing new under the sun but it's all new to you.
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pleasecallme
#143 Posted : Sunday, August 04, 2013 11:39:24 PM
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Roses are red violets are blue fat girls are tight.
You kill bird...bird dead snake come.
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maka
#144 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 12:16:03 AM
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Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
"The true rewards of honest work are
neither to be seen nor handled;they
aren't measured by a gold standards
nor by material result;they aren't
acclaimed by the applause of the
crowd,they lie within you,in your own
knowledge that you have done your
best,that you have striven to reach
your own standard of your highest
powers.You will often perhaps
always,fail to reach your own ideal;but
be comforted:ideals are not for
attainment,but for pursuit"
-Maka
possunt quia posse videntur
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simonkabz
#145 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 12:55:42 AM
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pleasecallme wrote:
Roses are red violets are blue fat girls are tight.

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TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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#146 Posted : Tuesday, September 17, 2013 12:00:00 AM
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All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on - Havelock Ellis
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bkismat
#147 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 6:26:04 PM
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I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Dahatre
#148 Posted : Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:26:11 AM
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Teju Cole on the White savior industrial complex:

- From Sachs to Kristof to Invisible Children to TED, the fastest growth industry in the US is the White Savior Industrial Complex.
-- Teju Cole (@tejucole) March 8, 2012

2- The white savior supports brutal policies in the morning, founds charities in the afternoon, and receives awards in the evening.
-- Teju Cole (@tejucole) March 8, 2012

3- The banality of evil transmutes into the banality of sentimentality. The world is nothing but a problem to be solved by enthusiasm.
-- Teju Cole (@tejucole) March 8, 2012

4- This world exists simply to satisfy the needs--including, importantly, the sentimental needs--of white people and Oprah.
-- Teju Cole (@tejucole) March 8, 2012

5- The White Savior Industrial Complex is not about justice. It is about having a big emotional experience that validates privilege.
-- Teju Cole (@tejucole) March 8, 2012

6- Feverish worry over that awful African warlord. But close to 1.5 million Iraqis died from an American war of choice. Worry about that.
-- Teju Cole (@tejucole) March 8, 2012

7- I deeply respect American sentimentality, the way one respects a wounded hippo. You must keep an eye on it, for you know it is deadly.
-- Teju Cole (@tejucole) March 8, 2012

Original story: White Savior Industrial Complex
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Chief Guest
#149 Posted : Saturday, January 18, 2014 7:19:13 AM
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bkismat wrote:
I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking


Laughing out loudly
Illmatic
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Money Whisperer
#150 Posted : Saturday, January 18, 2014 9:17:28 AM
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Posts: 728
Location: Wazuaville
danas10 wrote:
C&P

SIMPLE TRUTH # 1

Partners help each other undress before se*.
Partners always dress on their own after se*.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you, once you 're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH # 2

When a Woman is pregnant, all her friends touch the
stomach and say "Congrats"

But, no one touches the man's p***s and say "Good Job".
Moral of the story:

"Hard work is never appreciated"

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"Money never sleeps"
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Money Whisperer
#151 Posted : Saturday, January 18, 2014 9:33:38 AM
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Impunity wrote:
carygoh wrote:
UJINGA NI:
1. Kujiita romantic na uko single.
2. Kukaa mbele kwa mathree alafu unaturn kwambia konda 'shukisha' na umekaa na deree.
3. Kutumia cursor kuscare mosquito itoke kwa screen ya comp.
4. Kureduce volume ya radio usome sms.
5. Kuruka line VCT.

6. Kupigiwa simu halafu unaangalia balance yako after the call.
7. Kutafuta remote ya TV 4 10 min, na tv iko a step away
8. KuDELETE namba ya X wako na unaijua off head
9. Kupeleka vits kwa car wash badala ya Baby shower
11. Kubargain kitu kutoka soo hadi fifty alafu bado unapea muuzaji 1000 akupatie change
10. Kubuy beer ingine moja ukitegea fare ishuke hadi mbao!



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McReggae,pale Mombasa road.

I did this for many years hapo park place na kinangop. I regret that age of stupidity Pray
"Money never sleeps"
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Intelligentsia
#152 Posted : Saturday, January 18, 2014 12:51:09 PM
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When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.
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Rankaz13
#153 Posted : Saturday, January 18, 2014 4:31:08 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.


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Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Swenani
#154 Posted : Thursday, February 06, 2014 2:29:42 PM
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"Women are so jealous,I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created"-KOT
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Impunity
#155 Posted : Thursday, February 06, 2014 3:44:48 PM
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Location: Masada
Rankaz13 wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.


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Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Swenani
#156 Posted : Thursday, April 03, 2014 3:40:40 PM
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Keep your dreams alive by hitting the motherf***ing snooze button!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Angelica _ann
#157 Posted : Thursday, April 03, 2014 4:40:23 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Keep your dreams alive by hitting the motherf***ing snooze button!

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Usiwache bibi amangemange atamagwa!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Euge
#158 Posted : Thursday, April 03, 2014 4:47:30 PM
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Swenani wrote:
"Women are so jealous,I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created"-KOT

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Lord, thank you!
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washiku
#159 Posted : Thursday, April 03, 2014 5:34:48 PM
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"I think Makaburi was killed by poachers who crossed in from Voi National Park because alikuwa amemea pembe" Ole ndengu.
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Swenani
#160 Posted : Thursday, April 03, 2014 6:41:37 PM
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No, I didn't lose my mind; it got scared and ran away -Tycho and Muriel
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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