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Kaigangio
#71 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:31:19 AM
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Joined: 2/27/2007
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@ mwenza,

i am familiar with NCO, but the slang language was ncio...nobody ever pronounced it N C O...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
mwenza
#72 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:33:21 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:
@ mwenza,

ati two months!!..first two weeks when you started shouting left right left right the whole day and not getting any opprtunity to to take a breath after exhaustive activities...

remember walking to Tumaini, a distance of 40km and we were expected to go and prepare supper on arrival at 2.00am in the morning!!! although this was a little later..


For me I only started enjoying the exercise when rumours of the pass-out started trickling in.
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jguru
#73 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:38:03 AM
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Joined: 10/25/2007
Posts: 1,574
Magigi wrote:
...And when the ladies joined us, Afande Tuju could be heard shouting to the women...'Inua mguu GK (Government of Kenya) ionekane' The ngothas given to women had GK inscribed where the airport is located (don't ask me how I found out but just a small leakage, a certain short kamkamba guy kulaad 50 bob to arrange!!!).


Ati inua mguu...! Hilarious!

You guys are pre-historic. Respect!
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mukiha
#74 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:45:44 AM
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Mwende wrote:
av heard lot of storoz about that place...why was it scrapped again? we should have been given a chance too...

It was never "scrapped"; it died away quietly when the first 8-4-4 lot finished form 4.

I never went there; I found a way around it.... long story.... but I know a guy who drunk two bottles of chili-sauce and did 50 push-ups then went to the nurse. She diagnosed elevated temperature, high blood pressure and high heart rate. They guy was "acquitted" on health grounds and allowed to go home immediately.

He thinks he managed to cheat the system; but I think they were afraid of what he might do next... perhaps the acquittal was on psychological considerations - the guy deemed suicidal.
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dossy7
#75 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:59:32 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Wow best thread ever i agree and u guys are old big up
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Jacy26
#76 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 10:02:16 AM
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Joined: 6/26/2008
Posts: 365
mukiha wrote:


I never went there; I found a way around it.... long story.... but I know a guy who drunk two bottles of chili-sauce and did 50 push-ups then went to the nurse. She diagnosed elevated temperature, high blood pressure and high heart rate. They guy was "acquitted" on health grounds and allowed to go home immediately.

He thinks he managed to cheat the system; but I think they were afraid of what he might do next... perhaps the acquittal was on psychological considerations - the guy deemed suicidal.


Uuiii @Mukiha, I sure hope that was not you, eh?
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Intelligentsia
#77 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 10:05:33 AM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
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I missed all this, really wished I attended.

Kaigangio wrote:
he ordered me to eat the three loaves....nothing was impossible..


@gizzard, you actually 'massacred' 3 loaves each 500gms?

@ Mukiha,I posit that YOU are the one who drank the 2 chupas of chilli sauce...smile
Kaigangio
#78 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 10:05:38 AM
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@ mukiha

actually the programme died when the last but one form 6 in the former 7-6-3 system of education left NYS...

i heard that the programme was costing the GK a hooping over 100m in those three months...and somehow became unsustainable...

sadly it only ran for 5 years
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
mukiha
#79 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 10:09:13 AM
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BTW: I still vividly remember how this whole idea started in 1978. Moi was giving his first Jamhuri Day speech as president. In it he mentioned that the government was planning to introduce a "National Service Programme" for second-year university students. The idea being that they would be enlisted into the civil service for a year to do odd-jobs in their field of study and get paid some little pocket money.

That was in the official written speech. When he finished reading; he elaborated a few things in Kiswahili and there he explained the new idea using the example of a student studying an agricultural degree: "Tutatume yeye kusaidia wakulima kwa mwaka mmoja. Halafu tuta pea yeye pesa kidogo ya kununua chakula na nguo. Baada ya mwaka, atarudi shule na kumaliza masomo yake.

"Mtu kama huyo atapata experience ya kazi na atatusaidia kupunguza garama ya mishahara ya serikali..."

Or something to that effect. [Do I need to translate?]. At the time, I thought it was a brilliant idea, until the media reported the story the following day saying "University students to get para-military training"

I wondered whether we were listening to the same speech...

Anyway: the idea was left hanging and no one mentioned it for four years... then came the 1982 Coup attempt. And UoN [the only university at the time; KU was KUC and JKU was under construction as JKCAT] students joined the "Power" brigade led by the Air Force...

When things cooled down; JJ Kamotho announced that it is necessary to discipline students before they joined the university, and therefore, the NYS programme was quickly put together in 1983 [I think]. The first group was there for only one month...

And now I remember why the programme was stopped....

Due to the large number of university students expected in the A-Level + 8-4-4 double intake, Egerton University was allowed to use the Gigil Camp as its Laikipia Campus.

So, the NYS had to move out of the place. There was no other camp to accommodate the pre-university programme students [this time the number was double that of previous years].

Therefore, the idea died a natural death.
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
Kaigangio
#80 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 10:10:05 AM
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Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
@ intelligensia

i ate 3 loves of bread...i think ishould have pressed for my name to be entered in the Guiness book of records...

@ mukiha.

so it was you that the afande osole was telling us about...aaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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