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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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jaggernaut wrote:Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two. Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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jaggernaut wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two. Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter. Simmers......chunga usichotwe. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,909
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simmers = umalaya & mchele. waiters are also thieves, watch out. remember parking lot experience. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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jaggernaut wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two. Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter. I am coming.I will be carrying an envelope.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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Angelica _ann wrote:simmers = umalaya & mchele. waiters are also thieves, watch out. remember parking lot experience. Hahaha.......kumbe you remember that? Will take extreme care. Phew! just seen a guy walk in clutching an envelope.....this must be Mawinder.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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mawinder wrote:jaggernaut wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two. Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter. I am coming.I will be carrying an envelope. Welcome. I am the guy with two gorgeous ladies hapo counter. They have been seducing me for the past hour. They are promising me a 3some, an experience I'll never forget for the rest of my life. Do I or do I not.......tafadhali saidia, mambo iko mbaya Saidi.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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Angelica _ann wrote:simmers = umalaya & mchele. waiters are also thieves, watch out. remember parking lot experience. Simmers ni mambo bad... possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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jaggernaut wrote:mawinder wrote:jaggernaut wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two. Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter. I am coming.I will be carrying an envelope. Welcome. I am the guy with two gorgeous ladies hapo counter. They have been seducing me for the past hour. They are promising me a 3some, an experience I'll never forget for the rest of my life. Do I or do I not.......tafadhali saidia, mambo iko mbaya Saidi. If it is Simmers ladies no.you will lose your valuables.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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mawinder wrote:jaggernaut wrote:mawinder wrote:jaggernaut wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two. Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter. I am coming.I will be carrying an envelope. Welcome. I am the guy with two gorgeous ladies hapo counter. They have been seducing me for the past hour. They are promising me a 3some, an experience I'll never forget for the rest of my life. Do I or do I not.......tafadhali saidia, mambo iko mbaya Saidi. If it is Simmers ladies no.you will lose your valuables. Are you the guy with a black trouser, black jacket and stripped shirt sitting hapo kwa tent with a brown envelope?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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jaggernaut wrote:mawinder wrote:jaggernaut wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two. Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter. I am coming.I will be carrying an envelope. Welcome. I am the guy with two gorgeous ladies hapo counter. They have been seducing me for the past hour. They are promising me a 3some, an experience I'll never forget for the rest of my life. Do I or do I not.......tafadhali saidia, mambo iko mbaya Saidi. I am at Simmers and have not seen you.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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jaggernaut wrote:mawinder wrote:jaggernaut wrote:mawinder wrote:jaggernaut wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two. Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter. I am coming.I will be carrying an envelope. Welcome. I am the guy with two gorgeous ladies hapo counter. They have been seducing me for the past hour. They are promising me a 3some, an experience I'll never forget for the rest of my life. Do I or do I not.......tafadhali saidia, mambo iko mbaya Saidi. If it is Simmers ladies no.you will lose your valuables. Are you the guy with a black trouser, black jacket and stripped shirt sitting hapo kwa tent with a brown envelope? No.I am in a khaki trousers and checked shirt.Uko wapi?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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mawinder wrote:jaggernaut wrote:mawinder wrote:jaggernaut wrote:mawinder wrote:jaggernaut wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two. Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter. I am coming.I will be carrying an envelope. Welcome. I am the guy with two gorgeous ladies hapo counter. They have been seducing me for the past hour. They are promising me a 3some, an experience I'll never forget for the rest of my life. Do I or do I not.......tafadhali saidia, mambo iko mbaya Saidi. If it is Simmers ladies no.you will lose your valuables. Are you the guy with a black trouser, black jacket and stripped shirt sitting hapo kwa tent with a brown envelope? No.I am in a khaki trousers and checked shirt.Uko wapi? Hello Nimekuona, but let me deal with these 2 beauties first coz they are promising me heaven on earth.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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The people of Makueni have spoken...........this calls for a special celebration. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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McReggae wrote:The people of Makueni have spoken...........this calls for a special celebration. Sasa why bring makueni hapa simmers? How will their voting affect me and my 2 beauties hapa? Though one thing iam sure of is that they will go begging for relief food from govt next dry season. Maybe Ouru should say no to teach them a lesson, after all choices have consequencies.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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jaggernaut wrote:McReggae wrote:The people of Makueni have spoken...........this calls for a special celebration. Sasa why bring makueni hapa simmers? How will their voting affect me and my 2 beauties hapa? I cannot talk to any of the simmers ladies.They are dangerous and should be left to foreigners.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Simmers enyewe........watu huanzia mbali. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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McReggae wrote:Simmers enyewe........watu huanzia mbali. Have not been to simmers for 4yrs. Was meeting some clients in town then decided to have a beer there. Otherwise I know the place since those days of Maroon Commandos. BTW tonight's band has some great rhumba.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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jaggernaut wrote:McReggae wrote:The people of Makueni have spoken...........this calls for a special celebration. Sasa why bring makueni hapa simmers? How will their voting affect me and my 2 beauties hapa? Though one thing iam sure of is that they will go begging for relief food from govt next dry season. Maybe Ouru should say no to teach them a lesson, after all choices have consequencies. ...Before we ask for relief food, you will be long DEAD if you are writing from Zimaz!!! Sorry! Afadhali sisi tutakuwa tunangojea chakula ya msaada...you if not dead, you will be on drip before you die...Silly! Oh my...Forgive me!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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Magigi wrote:jaggernaut wrote:McReggae wrote:The people of Makueni have spoken...........this calls for a special celebration. Sasa why bring makueni hapa simmers? How will their voting affect me and my 2 beauties hapa? Though one thing iam sure of is that they will go begging for relief food from govt next dry season. Maybe Ouru should say no to teach them a lesson, after all choices have consequencies. ...Before we ask for relief food, you will be long DEAD if you are writing from Zimaz!!! Sorry! Afadhali sisi tutakuwa tunangojea chakula ya msaada...you if not dead, you will be on drip before you die...Silly! Oh my...Forgive me! Condoms FYI when used correctly, like i always do, give 100% protection.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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jaggernaut wrote:Magigi wrote:jaggernaut wrote:McReggae wrote:The people of Makueni have spoken...........this calls for a special celebration. Sasa why bring makueni hapa simmers? How will their voting affect me and my 2 beauties hapa? Though one thing iam sure of is that they will go begging for relief food from govt next dry season. Maybe Ouru should say no to teach them a lesson, after all choices have consequencies. ...Before we ask for relief food, you will be long DEAD if you are writing from Zimaz!!! Sorry! Afadhali sisi tutakuwa tunangojea chakula ya msaada...you if not dead, you will be on drip before you die...Silly! Oh my...Forgive me! Condoms FYI when used correctly, like i always do, give 100% protection. ...You are beyond help...Jubilee money will not prevent you from contracting STDs...
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