This one knocked me out!!!!
Found on the Refrigerator One Morning
My Dear Wife
You will surely understand that I have certain
needs that you,
being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this
letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret
the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset ........
I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter
on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband
I received your letter and thank you for your
honesty about my being 54 years old. I would
like to take this opportunity to remind you that
you are also 54 years old. As you know,I am
a math teacher at our local college. I would like
to inform you that while you read this, I will
be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also
the Assistant Tennis Coach.
He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is
18 years old. As a successful businessman who
has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in
the same situation,
although with one small difference -
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than
54 goes into 18.
So I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....