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nostoppingthis
#61 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 9:38:02 AM
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tkzee wrote:
Only in Kenya where a vehicle is tingizwad or has to be inclined when being fuelled ati ndio ijae.
Frm ma little phyzo knowledge liquids flow freely


@tkzee...ndio iingie full tank vizuri. Anyway, does it work really? I have been a culprit on long distance travel
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tkzee
#62 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 12:22:58 PM
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Location: rift Valley-Naks
nostoppingthis wrote:
tkzee wrote:
Only in Kenya where a vehicle is tingizwad or has to be inclined when being fuelled ati ndio ijae.
Frm ma little phyzo knowledge liquids flow freely


@tkzee...ndio iingie full tank vizuri. Anyway, does it work really? I have been a culprit on long distance travel


I think its purely psychological.
''i can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies,but not the madness of people''-Isaac Newton
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For Sport
#63 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 8:08:19 AM
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Shak
#64 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 6:00:57 PM
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You get a phone call then the person calling asks you, 'huyu ni nani?' So infuriating. Nowadays i hang up on such people
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vinii
#65 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 8:26:17 AM
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its only in Kenya that 'pepo mbaya' is discriminatory and only attacks women !! ask helicopter, Neno, etc
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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McReggae
#66 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 9:52:04 AM
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Location: Nairobi
tkzee wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:
tkzee wrote:
Only in Kenya where a vehicle is tingizwad or has to be inclined when being fuelled ati ndio ijae.
Frm ma little phyzo knowledge liquids flow freely


@tkzee...ndio iingie full tank vizuri. Anyway, does it work really? I have been a culprit on long distance travel


I think its purely psychological.


....this works if you obeserve well!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Tebes
#67 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 10:16:21 AM
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Shak wrote:
You get a phone call then the person calling asks you, 'huyu ni nani?' So infuriating. Nowadays i hang up on such people


True. Very irritating that a stranger calls and ask you to tell them who you are yet they initiated the call.

If they call you again and say, "huyo ni nani"

Reply with, "Mimi ni mortuary attendant, ulikuwa unataka mwili ya nani?" They will never call you again
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Impunity
#68 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 10:44:50 AM
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Location: Masada
Tebes wrote:
Shak wrote:
You get a phone call then the person calling asks you, 'huyu ni nani?' So infuriating. Nowadays i hang up on such people


True. Very irritating that a stranger calls and ask you to tell them who you are yet they initiated the call.

If they call you again and say, "huyo ni nani"

Reply with, "Mimi ni mortuary attendant, ulikuwa unataka mwili ya nani?" They will never call you again
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Ama sema wewe ni Undertaker and you can offer burial services at beter rates.
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Djinn
#69 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 3:32:55 PM
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Kenyans say and write "severally"...most annoying.

BTW has anyone noticed this thread has been re-animated almost a year to date since the last post? hmmm
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Intelligentsia
#70 Posted : Friday, July 15, 2011 4:42:15 PM
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Shak wrote:
You get a phone call then the person calling asks you, 'huyu ni nani?' So infuriating. Nowadays i hang up on such people


Be careful. Shame on you
Often its those accursed fellows of Kamiti/Naivasha prison; if you are dumb enough to tell them your name they will hung up but call you by your name several days/ weeks or a month later (when you have forgotten about it all) and tell you they are Mungiks and will kill youif you dont pay them.
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