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How do you imagine an SKerian looks like?
Wendz
#61 Posted : Thursday, October 01, 2009 11:47:00 AM
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thanks Akowally and Mwenza.... yeah... its this one...... thought it would help me figure some people before the mbuzi but it just confuses me further..... but it is hilarious to re-read it again!

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akowally
#62 Posted : Thursday, October 01, 2009 12:17:00 PM
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@ mwenza

You are very welcome. I always give credit where it is due.

@ Wendz

Yeah,funny,but confusing. Anyway,with this in mind I know I will have a good laugh at the mbuzi. When there is no interesting new post I usually dig into the old ones so I have mastered the art. I particularly love the funny ones. Always make my day

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jaribu
#63 Posted : Thursday, October 01, 2009 12:23:00 PM
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'How do you imagine an SKerian looks like?'

ladies...........I'M VERY,VERY BIG!

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seeker*
#64 Posted : Thursday, October 01, 2009 4:54:00 PM
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kongowea laid back heartthrob with a serious outlook to life,but abit shy when it comes to love relationships.
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#65 Posted : Thursday, October 01, 2009 5:14:00 PM
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@seeker,r u the same very controversial seeker in another forum?

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mukiha
#66 Posted : Tuesday, October 06, 2009 12:53:00 PM
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@Wendz;

In the medical drama Grey's Anatomy [NTV],there is a black lady Surgeon who is a little short and a bit plump. I can't remember her name,but I imagine you looking like her...at least your physique.....

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Edge
#67 Posted : Thursday, May 27, 2010 8:30:46 PM
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Kam june 1st it may not be that hard to identify all the skerians,so my take on this;

Mukhamba - Newly married,has a son,works in a bank,very light skinned n short.

Mahegoat - A high school principal may be in Kianyaga Boys in Kerugoya,in his early 40s,feather weight.

Wa-ithaka - in his late twenties,has an office somewhere along river road and owns a briefcase company and very light skinned.

Simonkabz
- ln his early 30s,lifts weight for fun and engaged to a kiambu chic,heavy weight.

Mlefu - a short dark man weighs 78kgs and bends his knees when laughing.


nostoppingthis
#68 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 6:10:26 AM
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Njunge: I want to disagree with most guys, this guy is below 30 years with alot of contact with the old kyuk wazees from the village and tends to reason like them. By the way, he was spotted at the Gor Mahia vs AFC match last wednesday...ujua nilikuwa nimekaa nyuma yako, we just dont jua each other. That means the guy can still flex his bones

Wendz: mature, outgoing, sexy and juaz what she wants out of life, probably still dating wanting to settle

McReggae: Jaluo Man-U-re fan, extremely arrogant in matters football and is in a pub every weekend to watch a match

Pondi: probably pervert, very quiet and in corporate industry servicing a mortgage

Akowally: a guy late 30's, every Saturday morning, yuko Nairobi west taking his usual brew waiting for his car to be cleaned

Famooz: in a foreign land somewhere making ends meet, probably dating a native black dude of that country

Toxicity/Taz: football maniac, no wonder nyinyi ni wa ingwe

Edge: anapenda nyam chom na pombe yake

Mahegoat: proud of his kyuk origin



gathinga
#69 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 7:45:02 AM
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@Ric Dees. A 29-32 yr old corporate high flier recently married to a 25 yrd old hotie from a rich family. Unapologetic, Very happy with life, upwardly mobile and inpatient with under achivers. Believes, like Kibaki, that poor people are so of their own fault!
McReggae
#70 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 7:56:25 AM
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Some of us at least have the benefit of knowing a few of these people in real life!!!

Looks like 1st will be a real blast, how I will miss it!!!!Grrrrrh!!!!Sad
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