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Wazua End-Of-Year Awards- 2013
Am
#61 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 11:13:03 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 2/21/2012
Posts: 1,739
KulaRaha wrote:
Sycophants of the year:

1. Mawinder
2. Bigchick
3. Mcreggae

4. Amores




Applause Applause Applause Applause
Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
seppuku
#62 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 11:17:48 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/11/2010
Posts: 918
butterflyke wrote:
Hesabu of the year

bkismat wrote:
Dear Bob Collymore,
Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of
course we shall continue to being
faithful to the network like we
always do.
Warm Regards



He accepted and moved on smile


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Waititu Form 1D.
Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
ecstacy
#63 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 11:58:37 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/26/2008
Posts: 4,449
smano wrote:
Ala! Whatever happened to the christmas spirit???


Been off Wazua for hols and you return to find peeps at each others throats especially some thread on pastor & another wazuan. Toxic. Some people need the break. Exhale people, exhale!
washiku
#64 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 12:21:27 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
dunkang wrote:
GRUDGES OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!!
Top ten in descending order
1. @Kysse a.k.a Essyk vs @ Mukiri
2. @Magigi vs @Simonkabs
3. @Alma vs Common Sense
4. @Njung'e vs @McReggea
5. @Kiash vs Kenya and Kenyans
6. @Guru267 vs @Obiero
7. @Drunkard a.k.a rollout vs @Jason Hill Season 3
8. @Admin vs Jubilee Fans a.k.a Anti-RAO
9. @Impunity vs Any woman who says NO
10. @dunkang vs Liars and stupid comments.


Anti vs common sense. Lol.smile
Impunity
#65 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 12:48:20 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Am wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Sycophants of the year:

1. Mawinder
2. Bigchick
3. Mcreggae

4. Amores




Applause Applause Applause Applause


Substitute Bigchick with Angelina_Jolie_Ann.

Applause
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

harrydre
#66 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 6:19:23 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
dunkang wrote:
EPIC FAILS OF THE YEAR!!!!!! Not in any order.
1. @Mukiri attempted spreading of STUPIDITY. It failed.
2. @Stockmaster 1st quarter 2013 strategy. That was a mega flop from the master.
3. @guru267 homeafrika, eveready, Olympia et al ventures.
4. @McReggea ODM McKelele. FLOP!!!!!!!!!!
5. @SimonKabs PKs campaigns. EMBARASSEMENTS NAYO.
6. @ Maka's legal interpretations. 100% fails.
7. Someone invited guys to a parralel uncensored unregulated forum. FAIL!!!!
8. @guru267 anti-UhuRuto and disrespective signatures. FAIL.
9. @Hisa's 'BOLINGO' charts, FAIL. Actually, the NSE this year has been very unpredictable.
10. @Mukiri's chance of finally getting laid. DISASTEROUS LANDING.
11. @alma's noise, MEGA FAIL!


dunkang wrote:
GRUDGES OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!!
Top ten in descending order
1. @Kysse a.k.a Essyk vs @ Mukiri
2. @Magigi vs @Simonkabs
3. @Alma vs Common Sense
4. @Njung'e vs @McReggea
5. @Kiash vs Kenya and Kenyans
6. @Guru267 vs @Obiero
7. @Drunkard a.k.a rollout vs @Jason Hill Season 3
8. @Admin vs Jubilee Fans a.k.a Anti-RAO
9. @Impunity vs Any woman who says NO
10. @dunkang vs Liars and stupid comments.


Applause Applause Applause
i.am.back!!!!
KulaRaha
#67 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 6:43:50 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/26/2007
Posts: 6,514
KulaRaha wrote:
Sycophants of the year:

1. Mawinder
2. Bigchick
3. Mcreggae
4. Amores




5. Harrydre
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
AlphDoti
#68 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 7:29:09 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
seppuku wrote:
butterflyke wrote:
Hesabu of the year

bkismat wrote:
Dear Bob Collymore,
Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of
course we shall continue to being
faithful to the network like we
always do.
Warm Regards

He accepted and moved on smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Waititu Form 1D.

Last time I checked this, I said what a brilliant thought! But then something kept nagging my mind and a did the calculations sh500M by 42M shitizens, that is 500/42 = sh12 per person!!!! @bkismat what are you saying???? Liar Pray
Mukiri
#69 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 9:19:18 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
dunkang wrote:
EPIC FAILS OF THE YEAR!!!!!! Not in any order.
1. @Mukiri attempted spreading of STUPIDITY. It failed.
2. @Stockmaster 1st quarter 2013 strategy. That was a mega flop from the master.
3. @guru267 homeafrika, eveready, Olympia et al ventures.
4. @McReggea ODM McKelele. FLOP!!!!!!!!!!
5. @SimonKabs PKs campaigns. EMBARASSEMENTS NAYO.
6. @ Maka's legal interpretations. 100% fails.
7. Someone invited guys to a parralel uncensored unregulated forum. FAIL!!!!
8. @guru267 anti-UhuRuto and disrespective signatures. FAIL.
9. @Hisa's 'BOLINGO' charts, FAIL. Actually, the NSE this year has been very unpredictable.
10. @Mukiri's chance of finally getting laid. DISASTEROUS LANDING.
11. @alma's noise, MEGA FAIL!

I see in my absence I got a 'fan'. Two dedications? @Admin, will we see another 'time out' and
wazua wrote:
Dear Members,

This seemingly fun thread is quickly degenerating into a frenzy of insults and name-calling.

We appeal to all participants to maintain sobriety even as you air your views.

Any further exchange of insults will not be tolerated and punitive actions will be taken against those responsible.

The Wazua Spirit.


Proverbs 19:21
alma
#70 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 9:32:40 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/20/2007
Posts: 4,432
There is this story of a man who used to walk around our estate. He was really feared because of always slapping people and telling them

"vaa nguo!"

So people got into the habit of wearing an extra jacket when they passed outside his house.

One day he was asked, why do you go around hitting people. He looked very cross when he answered

"the problem with the people of today is that they are always walking around without clothing. It's fashionable to walk around naked. So I'm going to change that"

He like Dunkang was very convinced that he was right.

The only problem was that HE was the one walking around naked. He was the mad man.

That story is a special dedication to the GGooogggglees wearing pan-africanist boot lickers on wazua. Kanu bado ni baba na mama. Happy new year.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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