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danas10
#61 Posted : Friday, September 13, 2013 1:51:39 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 10/8/2010
Posts: 763
Location: Intersection
Mukiri wrote:
danas10 wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
maligumu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Pierce wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
eating fish


Both sides...he he he !


hehehe, did @Mawinder confirm that the 'friend' eats both sides!!!

Utamu wa samaki nikumla pande zote mbili.

Wait until your wife buys a toy and asks you to bend over..


I refuse to imagine this!!! shidwe!!!!! Pray Pray Pray

@Danas, I thought you were a lady?


I am...sasa nitamwambiaje bend over? hiyo scenario ndio sitaki kuona!!!
Magigi
#62 Posted : Friday, September 13, 2013 1:59:54 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
mawinder wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
mawinder wrote:
chemos wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
maligumu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Pierce wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
eating fish


Both sides...he he he !


hehehe, did @Mawinder confirm that the 'friend' eats both sides!!!

Utamu wa samaki nikumla pande zote mbili.

Wait until your wife buys a toy and asks you to bend over..


@Mukiri...

Are u by any chance the guy who took over FINGER of god ministries!!!!!

Kweli umeona mengi....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Mukiri is to be seen at CITAM on Valley Road.I have seen him there with my 2 eyes.

smile Next time say hi... and become a member. I have a feeling you'd make a great Christian. Just like Paul(former Saul)

So that I can be conned in the Moving the Ark Projects?

And swipe a tithe...saw the guy who explained how it works calling the congregation 'customers'
Mukiri
#63 Posted : Friday, September 13, 2013 2:08:30 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
There is nothing wrong with giving your tithe electronically. If anything, its safer and more convenient. On his behalf, Sorry. Set your eyes on God and not man and/or the verbs/nouns that you think are misplaced.

Proverbs 19:21
Impunity
#64 Posted : Friday, September 13, 2013 2:53:17 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
danas10 wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
danas10 wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
maligumu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Pierce wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
eating fish


Both sides...he he he !


hehehe, did @Mawinder confirm that the 'friend' eats both sides!!!

Utamu wa samaki nikumla pande zote mbili.

Wait until your wife buys a toy and asks you to bend over..


I refuse to imagine this!!! shidwe!!!!! Pray Pray Pray

@Danas, I thought you were a lady?


I am...sasa nitamwambiaje bend over? hiyo scenario ndio sitaki kuona!!!


Si unafunga hiyo toy vizuro na kamba strong then request him to rogota some staff on the floor!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

kiterunner
#65 Posted : Friday, September 13, 2013 5:09:11 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 7/9/2011
Posts: 730
Location: Nairobi
Mukiri wrote:
maligumu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Pierce wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
eating fish


Both sides...he he he !


hehehe, did @Mawinder confirm that the 'friend' eats both sides!!!

Utamu wa samaki nikumla pande zote mbili.

Wait until your wife buys a toy and asks you to bend over..



Pole pastor, did this happen to 'a friend of yours' ? Man ngai pole sana
our goals are best achieved indirectly
symbols
#66 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 1:44:12 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/19/2013
Posts: 2,552
Eye-q
Mukiri
#67 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 4:55:50 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
kiterunner wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
maligumu wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Pierce wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
eating fish


Both sides...he he he !


hehehe, did @Mawinder confirm that the 'friend' eats both sides!!!

Utamu wa samaki nikumla pande zote mbili.

Wait until your wife buys a toy and asks you to bend over..



Pole pastor, did this happen to 'a friend of yours' ? Man ngai pole sana

Shame on you Good for the gander, goose for the goose

Proverbs 19:21
kysse
#68 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 8:03:21 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
@ pastor,we /I want to know about these toys you keep talking about,their benefits,where they are bought,how they help enhance relationship,etc etc.
I just can't help imagining a house full of toys na sio za tois!
Mukiri
#69 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 8:15:39 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go

Proverbs 19:21
kysse
#70 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 12:38:16 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
Mukiri wrote:
Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go


But u go places even though you refused to buy yourself a car sivyo?
Knowing doesn't mean using,we may educate others.
ok share.

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