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Cases of drugging after clubbing on the rise
jguru
#61 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:46:43 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Just last week, my friend had gone to a club in town for some beers and spotted a fine intelligent lady. After the pleasantries, after the beers, his plan was to go to Nairobi West, then take the chipsfunga to his house. They left the club in town to where his car was. Inside the car, they started making out, testosterone was in sixth gear. He was woken up by kanjo at around 9am at the same spot he had packed his car the previous night, with three phones gone and sh30k.

Apparently they use a lipbalm laced with drugs, na ukimumunya hizo lips vizuri, kwisha maneno.

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Ati kunazingine zinapakwa kwa nyonyo. A guy is midful of his drink the whole night but when they get to the dance floor, the lady makes sure you lalia ther nyonyos and when you breath in the stuff, you kaput!!!

But ile ya kuenda nayeye mpaka kwa nyumba ni muhadhara! The loss can be extraodinary!

But men have guts! You meet a lady the first day and you take her to your house! This is not the 80's!!! Ni kubaya!!!


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Some actually apply on the nipples.

Playfully, they will pour a few drops of triple distilled Jamesons and tell you, "nyonya baby..."

And knowing men and nipples and boobs, he'll suck the triple distilled plus the sedative.

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Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
jguru
#62 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:50:25 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Impunity wrote:
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....At the police station, the women were identified as Anne Wanjiru, 28, and Gladys Mbugua, 31....


Okay, it had to be them!
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You should only chips funga Akinyi and kin.


There was an Akinyi who stole a pistol from one of RAO's bodyguards.
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
King G
#63 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:52:14 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Quote:
....At the police station, the women were identified as Anne Wanjiru, 28, and Gladys Mbugua, 31....


Okay, it had to be them!
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Yawa, these central people are out to finish everything!


You should only chips funga Akinyi and kin.


aish tyranny everywhere yawa!!!
Thieves
murchr
#64 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 5:20:11 PM
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Impunity wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Impunity wrote:
alma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Let me be the first to admit! Many years ago I chips fungad a lady @seasons in Kimathi Street and we went to my house. She told me that Juice gives her extra energy/libido and with a glass we will have a night of passion without sleeping. I quickly poured two glasses and walked to the bedroom to ensure I had adequate CD's in anticipation. On returning to the sitting room she had finished her Juice and was half naked and she ordered me to quickly finish my glass - I took it in one gulp. I woke up the next day @2PM naked with a clean CD kwa D*&k. All the electronics had gone including the TV. I don't know how she did it coz I was staying on 6th Floor.



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Wewe wacha uongo. You can't mix juice with alchohol.

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Ati the CD was clean so even the passion itself haukuonjeshwo?
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Inaitwo everything for nothing!!!

This was the most disappointing part.Sad Sad


Who wrapped you? Yourself or her?
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I can imagine how confused you were when you woke up Pray Uliita majirani?
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Jus Blazin
#65 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 6:08:45 PM
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murchr wrote:
Impunity wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Impunity wrote:
alma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Let me be the first to admit! Many years ago I chips fungad a lady @seasons in Kimathi Street and we went to my house. She told me that Juice gives her extra energy/libido and with a glass we will have a night of passion without sleeping. I quickly poured two glasses and walked to the bedroom to ensure I had adequate CD's in anticipation. On returning to the sitting room she had finished her Juice and was half naked and she ordered me to quickly finish my glass - I took it in one gulp. I woke up the next day @2PM naked with a clean CD kwa D*&k. All the electronics had gone including the TV. I don't know how she did it coz I was staying on 6th Floor.



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Wewe wacha uongo. You can't mix juice with alchohol.

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Ati the CD was clean so even the passion itself haukuonjeshwo?
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Inaitwo everything for nothing!!!

This was the most disappointing part.Sad Sad


Who wrapped you? Yourself or her?
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I can imagine how confused you were when you woke up Pray Uliita majirani?

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ZZE123
#66 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 6:26:23 PM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
murchr wrote:
Impunity wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Impunity wrote:
alma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Let me be the first to admit! Many years ago I chips fungad a lady @seasons in Kimathi Street and we went to my house. She told me that Juice gives her extra energy/libido and with a glass we will have a night of passion without sleeping. I quickly poured two glasses and walked to the bedroom to ensure I had adequate CD's in anticipation. On returning to the sitting room she had finished her Juice and was half naked and she ordered me to quickly finish my glass - I took it in one gulp. I woke up the next day @2PM naked with a clean CD kwa D*&k. All the electronics had gone including the TV. I don't know how she did it coz I was staying on 6th Floor.



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Wewe wacha uongo. You can't mix juice with alchohol.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Ati the CD was clean so even the passion itself haukuonjeshwo?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Inaitwo everything for nothing!!!

This was the most disappointing part.Sad Sad


Who wrapped you? Yourself or her?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I can imagine how confused you were when you woke up Pray Uliita majirani?

Kama amelala ilikuwa imesimama aje? Or was his drug also laced with viagra?Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@JB wacha hii manaeno bwanaSad Sad
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
Wakanyugi
#67 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 6:35:57 PM
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jguru wrote:
Wacha tu, there are these tuchips who if you drinking alone and your attention is on the TV (news, sports) they will throw the mchele from a distance right into your glass and you will not notice. They will be sitting a few tables away and once your head droops, they will come over, look as if they are caressing you, rob you (wallet, phones, shoes, belts, watched, etc) and then leave you there. They are experts at aiming and throwing those tablets.


Wacha niwambie yangu.

Chips fungas in my hood are so tough that if one kisses your car it will refuse to start.

She will wait until you are driving through a dark alley and then, mwa!...wewe we kwisa!
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
Sansa
#68 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 6:51:58 PM
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Clearly people don't think about HIV at all!
McReggae
#69 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 6:54:07 PM
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Kweli leo kuna topics @wazua......let me catch up with this one!!!!
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Coolio
#70 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 8:10:10 PM
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