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Impunity
#61 Posted : Friday, May 03, 2013 3:48:29 PM
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Suppose the question was "WHY BEAT YOUR WIFE?"

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
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Annti_Christy
#62 Posted : Friday, May 03, 2013 3:51:03 PM
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tycho wrote:
A man will fight when his ego is wounded.

This woman says things that really upset her man. But the man can't walk out of the relationship, because he needs her for something. Money? Swag? The man has a MWK.

But she has 'class', is 'independent', and has 'unspoken' issues, involving self blame and punishment.

She needs a cruel man. She'll always find one.

This means you are the center of the problem. You aren't sure about what to do because there are many barriers between you.

It's not what to say, but what to do.


and what to do is known but is not being done. Good fodder for classic fm.
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washiku
#63 Posted : Friday, May 03, 2013 4:35:39 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Suppose the question was "WHY BEAT YOUR WIFE?"

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


You think it would av been different?
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washiku
#64 Posted : Friday, May 03, 2013 5:19:28 PM
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washiku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Suppose the question was "WHY BEAT YOUR WIFE?"

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


You think it would av been different?


On a lighter note:

Quote:
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten and with scars.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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washiku
#65 Posted : Friday, May 03, 2013 5:22:39 PM
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There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands? All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don't understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!

5. ?!?

6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore.!

10. Who is this?
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digitek1
#66 Posted : Friday, May 03, 2013 6:05:38 PM
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Posts: 1,797
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washiku wrote:
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands? All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don't understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!

5. ?!?

6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore.!

10. Who is this?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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story teller
#67 Posted : Friday, May 03, 2013 6:17:54 PM
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Joined: 6/25/2010
Posts: 415
digitek1 wrote:
washiku wrote:
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands? All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don't understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!

5. ?!?

6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore.!

10. Who is this?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
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bkismat
#68 Posted : Friday, May 03, 2013 6:21:48 PM
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Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
washiku wrote:
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands? All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don't understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @McDoba?

5. ?!?

6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore.!

10. Who is this?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Forester
#69 Posted : Friday, May 03, 2013 6:33:11 PM
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Location: Epicentre - Ngamia 1
washiku wrote:
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands? All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don't understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!

5. ?!?

6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore.!

10. Who is this?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
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Sansa
#70 Posted : Friday, May 03, 2013 6:51:22 PM
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Joined: 3/19/2013
Posts: 344
McReggae wrote:
Branch Manager frequently beaten to the extent of developing bruises.....how hs she kept her job all this while???


Alaa! Kwani you are supposed to loose your job after being abused?
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