Ujinga ni kuitisha mpango wa kando calculator immediately after advert ya Jimmy Gathu.

C&P

SIMPLE TRUTH # 1

Partners help each other undress before se*.
Partners always dress on their own after se*.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you, once you 're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH # 2

When a Woman is pregnant, all her friends touch the
stomach and say "Congrats"

But, no one touches the man's p***s and say "Good Job".
Moral of the story:

"Hard work is never appreciated"

When i see what some women marry, you realize how much they must hate working for a living
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You either work like a bee and eat honey, or work like a fly n eat sh*t!!!