Men watch!
A man spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he
would go to church on Sunday and sit at the back so that during the service he would sneak out and
grab a hat from the rack at the front door. On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back.
The sermon was about the 10 Commandments.
He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out, he waited
until the sermon was over and went to talk to the minister.
"Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost. But after
hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind."
The minister said, "Bless you, my son. Did you change your mind when I
started to preach 'thou shall not steal'?"
The man responded, "No, it was the one about adultery. When you started
to preach about that, I quickly remembered where I left my hat."
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....