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Impunity
#6061 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 12:17:32 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.


She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too...

But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure!

Sad Sad

You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on....... Drool Drool Drool


But I think u use it on yourself personally? Do you need a third party to use it on u or u to use it on her?
Elimisha mimi.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Njung'e
#6062 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 12:47:52 PM
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@BigChick/Angelique,

and then Junior appears mkiwa in the middle of kamweretho!smile

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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urstill1
#6063 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 12:51:59 PM
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ZZE123
#6064 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 1:30:04 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.


She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too...

But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure!

Sad Sad

You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on....... Drool Drool Drool


But I think u use it on yourself personally? Do you need a third party to use it on u or u to use it on her?
Elimisha mimi.


Following keenlyd'oh! d'oh!
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Impunity
#6065 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 1:41:48 PM
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PeterReborn wrote:
masukuma wrote:

Wengine ni dual-sim Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly but seriously she could say hiyo bag ni ya mtu ambaye alikuwa anapiga picha. her bag is on the other side. The person opened it to take her 'camera' out and didn't close it.

d'oh! d'oh!


A hybrid of ambulance and that fire truck Bomet governor bought from Tata!
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



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Bigchick
#6066 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 2:05:19 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
@BigChick/Angelique,

and then Junior appears mkiwa in the middle of kamweretho!smile




Shenji inò!

But I think its an option to consider in future when Mr has no more energy.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Bigchick
#6067 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 2:09:06 PM
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Joined: 2/8/2013
Posts: 4,068
Location: At Large.
ZZE123 wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.


She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too...

But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure!

Sad Sad

You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on....... Drool Drool Drool


But I think u use it on yourself personally? Do you need a third party to use it on u or u to use it on her?
Elimisha mimi.


Following keenlyd'oh! d'oh!


One can use it on self or another or give to Mzee to sort you with it.
Am made to understand after 55 and with possibility of health issues performance goes down.But since we still want to make each other happy we agree to buy the toy.

That mama is glowing with satisfaction.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Angelica _ann
#6068 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 2:17:32 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
@BigChick/Angelique,

and then Junior appears mkiwa in the middle of kamweretho!smile




Shenji inò!

But I think its an option to consider in future when Mr has no more energy.

Nothing wrong here if those are your 'gals' coz pep talk, they would be in the know and even saying either i have never used this before or how is this etc ...... people have strange stuff for satisfaction, wacha tu!!!!!! These beauties you see around smile smile smile
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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washiku
#6069 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 5:42:55 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Bigchick wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.


She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too...

But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure!

Sad Sad

You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on....... Drool Drool Drool


But I think u use it on yourself personally? Do you need a third party to use it on u or u to use it on her?
Elimisha mimi.


Following keenlyd'oh! d'oh!


One can use it on self or another or give to Mzee to sort you with it.
Am made to understand after 55 and with possibility of health issues performance goes down.But since we still want to make each other happy we agree to buy the toy.

That mama is glowing with satisfaction.


Reminds me Mukiri had recommended this option. Where did he disappear to?
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Impunity
#6070 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 6:05:40 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Bigchick wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
@BigChick/Angelique,

and then Junior appears mkiwa in the middle of kamweretho!smile




Shenji inò!

But I think its an option to consider in future when Mr has no more energy.


By the time the mzee will have "no more energy" I doubt the airport will be anything worth talking about.
Think of this, if mzee is 5 years older, by the time he is 75, you will be 70, which lady will insert the "rolling pin" in such an airport, surely?
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