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Elder
#51 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 3:03:18 PM
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smano wrote:
@Kenmac, it's a common joke that does the rounds...

What about when your wife/chic finds CD's in the pocket of the tracksuit you wear everyday in the house and you guys don't use them at all?Utjitetea ukiwa upande gani?

Clue: The unopened pack has been found after a stag night weekend for one of the boys....


Easy. Just say that you were planning a surprise party for her. Come up with some random anniversary or something believable. That the CD was bought so that you can try and see if they can be ample and cost effective replacement for some really big balloons.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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smano
#52 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 4:35:47 PM
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Elder wrote:

Easy. Just say that you were planning a surprise party for her. Come up with some random anniversary or something believable. That the CD was bought so that you can try and see if they can be ample and cost effective replacement for some really big balloons.



Ok, that does not sound believable even if you were telling it to a primary school kid...

The thing is the guy had plans to use them, didn't and forgot them in his trouser. Then removed them and put in his regular tracksuit to dispose them later but the chic wore the tracksuit same morning and found them...

Guy thought quickly and said the boys had bought CD's for the groom to be in case he needed them during his stag (which he did by the way, only that he had carried hissmile )...thing is he's never really known whether the chic bought the storo...keeps telling me the only thing that absolves him is that he did not use the CD's anyway so he's only guilty of intent but not act!Laughing out loudly
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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Dod
#53 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 7:07:19 PM
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Location: Afghanistan
Had a clande and used the cds at hand….then bought replacements..
Brick wall Only problem was I bought a different brand.Brick wall
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kiriita
#54 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 8:07:30 PM
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Wendz wrote:
YesuWangu wrote:
Magigi wrote:
@Smano
...what the hell would a CD be doing in your pocket when you are a married man? Are you that Amateurish? You use CDs as you go...Destroy all the evidence...for the sake of peace, love and unity.


Mr. Magigi, you make my day, but unless you work for csi, you cannot destroy all the evidence. You will slip up, and might as well just have record yourself and posted in the internet! ask Mr. Woods...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

So that your punishment is swift instead of 'Oh, I did not do it, oh my enemies want to finish our marriage by planting evidence for you to find, oh dont jump to conclusions....'

Laughing out loudly


you have left out... "Oh, its not what you are thinking".... "oh, you do not understand"... hehehehehehehee


... oh my God! oh my God! oh my God! - ama this is just for dudettes?
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