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Seeders
#51 Posted : Thursday, March 18, 2010 6:19:23 AM
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I agree with @shak. If a woman wants to find out, she will do so. They are only held back by the fear of the unknown. Men are simply amateurs.
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bkismat
#52 Posted : Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:03:35 AM
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the sooner everybody agrees that it is hardwired into the male psych to be polygamous the better it will be for everybody.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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simonkabz
#53 Posted : Thursday, March 18, 2010 11:24:02 AM
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@kismat, EXACTLY!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Intelligentsia
#54 Posted : Thursday, March 18, 2010 2:33:56 PM
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Seeders wrote:
I agree with @shak. If a woman wants to find out, she will do so. They are only held back by the fear of the unknown. Men are simply amateurs.


Be careful, very careful, abt painting with broad strokes...some men (now > 50s) have tee'd away matches for long and have never been busted. The obvious clear ones we know are the reported media cases when mamacitas start crawling out of the woodwork shortly after the grand old zak is dead (70s plus yrs) and they suddenly discover haiya, kumbe we were all eating and sharing from the same plate! In some cases it is 2-3 families with kids sharing similar names...d'oh! .Are these amateurs?

All too common, men are stereotyped as bumbling mafalas when it comes to prowess is tee'ing away matches undetected and raising or being left with kids singlehandedly (hence the popularity of such movies as Baby's Day Out, 2 Men and A Baby, etc which further reinforce that stereotype). That bachelors throw their socks anywhere, have dirty pads... increasingly not so. Then again its to men's advantage if the lasses believe we are so...

@bkismat - very true, hapo umed*nya point, pewa Tusker Blackcurrant mbili!Pray
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mlefu
#55 Posted : Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:35:07 PM
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caught reading the thread..by default..i just cheated...guess i failed!!!!
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Intelligentsia
#56 Posted : Friday, March 19, 2010 10:00:49 AM
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Overheard....there are 3 qualities in women that each man needs in his life:

1) Gentle, caring woman able to take care of your
visitors/friends/relatives comfortably,
2) An intelligent lady, in good shape, fit, with a well-developed
fashion sense
3) A whore in the bedroom

It is impt. these 3 women never meet.
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livie
#57 Posted : Friday, March 19, 2010 10:21:11 AM
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for a lasting dalliance with (a) clandee(s)you need to be extremely discrete,what do i mean?

never discuss your clandee with anyone, and i mean anyone,not even your best pal,best man,workmate,bro,acquaintances-anyone!!!!

keep it to yourself and avoid meeting your pals while with her.

it is strictly just the two of you who should know wats goin down.

anyone who practices this one cardinal rule is on the path to a lasting and fulfilling clandee relationship.
If you are going to be thinking only one thing, you might as well be thinking big. -Donald J . Trump
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Wa_ithaka
#58 Posted : Friday, March 19, 2010 11:13:43 AM
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Intelligentsia Laughing out loudly
polygamy happened when man got tired of trying to keep his different ladies secret from each other.
The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
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Intelligentsia
#59 Posted : Friday, March 19, 2010 12:29:25 PM
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@Wa_ithaka true, and then Xstianity came along with monogamy riding piggy-back on it thereby creating a permanent conflict with long-held long-cherished african traditions...

BTW, I am reliably informed there are/were some villages in a certain part of Kenya where if the elders discovered a virgin girl in the village (don't ask me how), then all the boys were lined up and immediately caned...
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smano
#60 Posted : Friday, March 19, 2010 3:08:01 PM
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It's amazing how women try to come up with explanations for our cheating and fail to see the obvious! You just can't fight nature!!
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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