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Prayer before sex
mwezi5
#51 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 12:07:00 PM
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Someone once said.Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer.Seems he was right!

Fill what's empty,empty what's full,and scratch where it itches!
mlefu
#52 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 12:08:00 PM
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saidieni..

most skerians are drunk by the time they meet their partner,we wake up in the morning and discover that nothing happened and we 'beg' for it knowing very well there will be strings attached,the only prayer we make at that moment is..please lord..i have two boys i want a girl to make this marriage work amen.
i trust we are all faithful to our partners thus eliminating the quickie with next door buddy,i also trust that we dont buy the red zambia stuff and we are baked enough to buy sixty nine*..the damn pack costs 2k,
sex is food thus i support the part of bless what..not whatever we are about to partake and provide for those who dont have or dont know how to take ..danny the idiot knows what i am talking about

wishes to inform the citizens of Kenya,in the light of your failure to elect a competent President for the past 46 years,and thus failure to govern yourselves,I hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence...
racheal09
#53 Posted : Saturday, September 12, 2009 4:57:00 PM
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@lyra and wendz...
3rd kuna nini?

kujaribu ndio kupata
carygoh
#54 Posted : Sunday, September 13, 2009 4:28:00 AM
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@mlefu diakùranaga mùcadwo na mùcadani,are you a nyerian?i have noticed ch ch




@lyra assuming you haven't seen mlefu 4 translation yet this is it,it happened there was a chic who was fat/big with a black ass,who made mlefu loose his teeth(knocked down by other admirers),this chic alimangiwa carlos club on top of a table hence the ko ko ko (bet it was weak)so mlefu ends by saying he was unable to differentiate the screwer and screwee,
Think Positive Test Negative
Mpenzi
#55 Posted : Sunday, September 13, 2009 4:53:00 AM
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@carygoh
now i clearly see i had put you in the wrong category in the other post - its unlikely a youngster would manage to do that translation - i had trouble myself!
Njunge
#56 Posted : Sunday, September 13, 2009 6:38:00 AM
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@Karigu,

Sasa mambo gani hii on a Sunday morning???.......I hope you will appear in the confession box.....lol

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
carygoh
#57 Posted : Sunday, September 13, 2009 7:24:00 AM
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@njunge please follow your advise and stop reading my name in your mothertongue,i dint manage to go for confession,but i have done it directly to the almighty @mpenzi am still on the sober list i just did wat mlefu was unable to do.
Think Positive Test Negative
Njunge
#58 Posted : Sunday, September 13, 2009 8:25:00 AM
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@Carygoh,

lol......must be mathengedrome....-:)

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Mpenzi
#59 Posted : Sunday, September 13, 2009 8:33:00 AM
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@carygoh
I note Njung'e seems to have taken an extra special interest in your name. @Njung'e why?
Njunge
#60 Posted : Sunday, September 13, 2009 9:33:00 AM
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@Mpenzi,
eeerrr......eeeeerrr...eeee.......aaaah...uuuuuhmm......Wacha tuu..!

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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