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To eat fish or not
Swenani
#51 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 3:50:36 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Lets not forget to pray for Jagger,He has not posted anything from the time he picked the fish.Alipewa mchele or the fish was two sweet and he has temporary domesticated it

Or he became the fish!!!

I have heard stories but I have never heard a confession from a victim. They probably cannot confide in anyone! Apparently at the coast, pilots who prefer to land on other pilots instead of airports wear buibui and pretend to be airports. After people like @jaggernaut pick them up and get them back to the room they unleash crude weapons like knives and turn the pilot into a fish!!! He he he.

Let's hope this did not happen to @ jaggernaut. It must worse than tasting GMO pishori!!! I wouldn't even want to imagine it!!!

Pray Pray Pray Pray Pray

Atleast I warned him

jaggernaut wrote:
So I am attending this conference hapa Mombasa. Arrived yesterday via KQ. I am booked at some 5 star hoteli hapa north coast. Yesterday was boring at the hotel and so this evening decided to venture further north to Casuarina Nomad hapa Mtwapa. And there are like 10 fish seducing me, throwing themselves at me wanting to be eaten. Should I eat or not eat? And it's 1.35am, @swenani saidia tafasari.....


Kula samaki,there is even an eating place but you have to pay a fee! Just ask the fish and she will show you,if you use weed, ask the caretaker to supply it too!

Be careful though,you might turnout out to be the fish
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Othelo
#52 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 7:07:24 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Obi 1 Kanobi wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Don't eat those fish, they're not fresh and you will get some sort of food poisoning.

Just find a fresh fish at the conference and eat that instead.


This is most likely to be a work mate or a professional buddy. The big question is, will you be able to put up with the drama that follows?


Hakuna drama hapa, the conference/work fish is perfect. Remember whatever happens in Mombasa stays there. Hakuna drama. Its the one's you chase between the desks in the office that bring drama.

Can @Angelica _ann confirm whether there is drama after conference in mombatha.smile


Why am I doubting that?


Angelica _ann wrote:
Now my boss want us to have a working weekend at the coast to come back Sunday morning. Reading ulterior motives here ...


Angelica _ann wrote:
Now we can go and enjoy at the coast


Angelica _ann wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Now we can go and enjoy at the coast

How was it?

I hope you used protection

Update tomorrow!!!!!



You have forgotten ... Huko kwa thread ya maternity pia ako Pray Pray Pray
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Forester
#53 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 7:08:30 PM
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Wamunyota wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Lets not forget to pray for Jagger,He has not posted anything from the time he picked the fish.Alipewa mchele or the fish was two sweet and he has temporary domesticated it

True.He is under siege.Pray Pray


Or maybe dispatched to Makueni.Sad Sad Sad The silence tells a lot.

Drink water from your own cistern!!!
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Jus Blazin
#54 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 7:26:29 PM
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The lengths men go to get what they already own... then complain about the drama that follows... Lawd have merthy...
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Jus Blazin
#55 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 7:27:39 PM
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Forester wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Lets not forget to pray for Jagger,He has not posted anything from the time he picked the fish.Alipewa mchele or the fish was two sweet and he has temporary domesticated it

True.He is under siege.Pray Pray


Or maybe dispatched to Makueni.Sad Sad Sad The silence tells a lot.

Drink water from your own cistern!!!

Spot on!
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Othelo
#56 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 7:30:23 PM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
Forester wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Lets not forget to pray for Jagger,He has not posted anything from the time he picked the fish.Alipewa mchele or the fish was two sweet and he has temporary domesticated it

True.He is under siege.Pray Pray


Or maybe dispatched to Makueni.Sad Sad Sad The silence tells a lot.

Drink water from your own cistern!!!

Spot on!

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harrydre
#57 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 10:00:40 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Lets not forget to pray for Jagger,He has not posted anything from the time he picked the fish.Alipewa mchele or the fish was two sweet and he has temporary domesticated it

Or he became the fish!!!

I have heard stories but I have never heard a confession from a victim. They probably cannot confide in anyone! Apparently at the coast, pilots who prefer to land on other pilots instead of airports wear buibui and pretend to be airports. After people like @jaggernaut pick them up and get them back to the room they unleash crude weapons like knives and turn the pilot into a fish!!! He he he.

Let's hope this did not happen to @ jaggernaut. It must worse than tasting GMO pishori!!! I wouldn't even want to imagine it!!!


Pray smile Pray smile I think he was made a fish and confined to be re-fished again and again and again! Pray Pray
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Atalaku
#58 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 10:32:56 PM
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There is cause to worry here. The time he posted this was 1:35:24 AM. His writing does not exhibit a bad state of inebriation other than occasionally looking for the spacer, missing it and giving up. The language is okay. At 1:35:24 AM you would expect a man to have consumed around 10 bottles of beer (minimum). It is very unusual for @Jaggernaut to say he wants fish to eat while he is known for only rubbing his dick against the bums and go home during bendover sessions. Mtwapa is not a nice place. It is the only place in the world you will find broke white men selling madavu

"A well known disco where you can meet lot of friends, just be aware that most of those girls, and boys, are professional "friends"

"Great Food and Prices, big Dancing Club in Mtwapa, but lots of Prostitutes take care! music.....location super!"

http://www.tripadvisor.c...wapa_Coast_Province.html
Atalaku
#59 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 10:35:10 PM
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harrydre wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Lets not forget to pray for Jagger,He has not posted anything from the time he picked the fish.Alipewa mchele or the fish was two sweet and he has temporary domesticated it

Or he became the fish!!!

I have heard stories but I have never heard a confession from a victim. They probably cannot confide in anyone! Apparently at the coast, pilots who prefer to land on other pilots instead of airports wear buibui and pretend to be airports. After people like @jaggernaut pick them up and get them back to the room they unleash crude weapons like knives and turn the pilot into a fish!!! He he he.

Let's hope this did not happen to @ jaggernaut. It must worse than tasting GMO pishori!!! I wouldn't even want to imagine it!!!


Pray smile Pray smile I think he was made a fish and confined to be re-fished again and again and again! Pray Pray

...And bearing in mind that you pay for their services, when they turn the pilot into tilapia, does the 'eater now turned eaten' get paid? Ngai!Laughing out loudly
Swenani
#60 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 10:46:47 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
harrydre wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Lets not forget to pray for Jagger,He has not posted anything from the time he picked the fish.Alipewa mchele or the fish was two sweet and he has temporary domesticated it

Or he became the fish!!!

I have heard stories but I have never heard a confession from a victim. They probably cannot confide in anyone! Apparently at the coast, pilots who prefer to land on other pilots instead of airports wear buibui and pretend to be airports. After people like @jaggernaut pick them up and get them back to the room they unleash crude weapons like knives and turn the pilot into a fish!!! He he he.

Let's hope this did not happen to @ jaggernaut. It must worse than tasting GMO pishori!!! I wouldn't even want to imagine it!!!


Pray smile Pray smile I think he was made a fish and confined to be re-fished again and again and again! Pray Pray

...And bearing in mind that you pay for their services, when they turn the pilot into tilapia, does the 'eater now turned eaten' paid? Ngai!Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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