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Valentines 2015
Impunity
#101 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 10:59:05 AM
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Location: Masada
HAPPY VALS PALS!


Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Angelica _ann
#102 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 1:49:50 PM
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Now we can go and enjoy at the coast
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Atalaku
#103 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 1:56:56 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Now we can go and enjoy at the coast

Woi woi woi...with your boss?
Swenani
#104 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 2:12:46 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Now we can go and enjoy at the coast



Are you going to meet Mawinder and Chanaleze?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
morre
#105 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 2:41:24 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Now we can go and enjoy at the coast


kwisha!
If you dont want to use plan B, have a good plan A.
washiku
#106 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 2:48:33 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Now we can go and enjoy at the coast


Angie's feelings at the moment

sheri
#107 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 2:49:27 PM
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washiku wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Now we can go and enjoy at the coast


Angie's boss at the moment


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
sheri
#108 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 2:51:02 PM
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Impunity wrote:
HAPPY VALS PALS!



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly complete with heels
McReggae
#109 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 3:10:12 PM
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..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Swenani
#110 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 3:18:44 PM
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sheri wrote:
washiku wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Now we can go and enjoy at the coast


Angie's boss at the moment


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Angie shaving
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#111 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 3:20:05 PM
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sheri wrote:
Impunity wrote:
HAPPY VALS PALS!



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly complete with heels


Napenda sana the first one my right!
Drool
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

MaichBlack
#112 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 3:57:17 PM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
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Swenani wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
So today I decide to take my daughter for a coffee date (though she is not taking coffee - don't crucify me!). We are seated next to these decent looking ladies who are exchanging notes on how they cheat on their boyfriends/husbands (not sure coz they are referring to them by name), their close shaves at being caught, some of the things their significant others do that make their hearts stop - like asking them to give them their phones to use for the day because theirs is spoilt - yet the phone is full of undeleted incriminating evidence. One was asked by the boyfriend to give him the phone complete with the line but she managed to divert her calls and was forced to use another phone to contact all the guys whose numbers she could remember to tell them not to text bla bla bla

I cannot help but pity the boyfriends/husbands!!! They are probably somewhere hustling or looking for not so soft loans to make sure these 'ladies' have a time of their lives on Valentines Day. Poor chaps!!!


She takes whitecup?

I hope your daughter was not eavesdropping and learning from those devils

She is 5 years old. She was having Milkshake and Carrot Cake. Luckily she was given a very complicated drawing to colour and was therefore not focusing on the discussion.

One of the ladies was actually complaining that the boyfriend/husband has become very nice nowadays. Apparently he tells her where he is, where he is going, with whom, what they are doing etc. and now she is somehow expected to do the same which complicates everything!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
washiku
#113 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 4:06:20 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Swenani wrote:
sheri wrote:
washiku wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Now we can go and enjoy at the coast


Angie's boss at the moment


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

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Angie shaving


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
washiku
#114 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 4:09:26 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
BOY: Happy Valentine Sweetie!!
GIRL: Thanks you so much baby.
So where's my vals gift ?
BOY: (pointing) Can you see that
red BMW parked over there?
GIRL: Oh my God!....yes....
yes...yes...I can't believe this...
BOY : I bought you a toothbrush
of the same colour.
washiku
#115 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 5:22:02 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Impunity wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
The 2.3m suite has allegedly been taken by one of our lakeside bros


CHECK HIS RURAL HOME BELOW!
Sad Sad Sad Sad



Naskia ati ndiye huyu...

MaichBlack
#116 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 7:29:11 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,585
Swenani wrote:
Angie shaving

This is not shaving!!! The chick has been physically locked. She is trying to "break in"

Take an example of @Angelica_ann. The boyfi/hubby might decide to contract a jua kali artisan to design and build a contraption to physically prevent landing. Seeing how much @Angelica_ann is looking forward to the trip, she might just be tempted to "break in"
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Lolest!
#117 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 9:22:18 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
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Location: Kianjokoma
Quote:
Valentines Eve.
Girl: What did you say about the Mara*?
Boy: Let me ask Kamau wa Butchery if they are slaughtering he keeps some for us.

*mara means intestines in Japanese
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Mariacha
#118 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 9:25:39 PM
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Posts: 115
washiku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
The 2.3m suite has allegedly been taken by one of our lakeside bros


CHECK HIS RURAL HOME BELOW!
Sad Sad Sad Sad



Naskia ati ndiye huyu...



Alafu anyimwe...Sad
Atanuna afaint....
the warmer the blankets, the colder the future
washiku
#119 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 9:45:43 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Lolest! wrote:
Quote:
Valentines Eve.
Girl: What did you say about the Mara*?
Boy: Let me ask Kamau wa Butchery if they are slaughtering he keeps some for us.

*mara means intestines in Japanese


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
washiku
#120 Posted : Friday, February 13, 2015 10:29:58 PM
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