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nursery rhymes massacred
mlefu
#51 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 12:19:05 PM
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Location: nairobi
Mwalimu witu ..Teacher
Niweka uru..Bad
Nikwira ciana..shieldren
Cithie mugunda..Garden.



Hehehe..sweeet !
Wamunyota
#52 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 12:30:13 PM
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Posts: 1,652
Kanyoni kanja kanyoni kanja gakugwa nja na mitheko.
Dakoria Dakoria ariri wamucore watinda ku?
Ndatinda kairi ngiaragania mbirigiti...
Hutia Mundu!!
Kaigangio
#53 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 12:35:02 PM
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Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
Nguruta ngware ku? Nguuruta ngware ku? Nguruta ngware ku ndwarire mwarimu.
Mwarimu akiruma! Mwaalimu akiruma! Mwarimu akirima, no gwatuka nderu....


Ndatumimtiirwo marua ni ndamtari. Ngithomemtera handu karuimtiini. Murio womtothe wathire na ruimtui, nii kaigtio ngitigwo ndikomtete....


Twana turia tucukani! tugatwarwo gwa caitani. Tukururagie magiri. nginya nd**a ciunukage....


Wamacuki! Wamacuki! ni turathane, ni turathane.
Na wandatha! Na wandatha, ngaguthinjira ngaguthinjira.
Nacio nyama! Nacio nyama, itwarirwo aturi itwarirwo aturi.
Nao aturi! Nao aturi......


...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Lolest!
#54 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 1:48:31 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Impunity wrote:
dunkang wrote:
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares,
Na @Impunity wa siku hizi, anaringa ringa sana, anatingisha kiuno..


Umbe umbe, mbeumbe,
Umbe Kanyama, mbeumbe
auuuuuui, Chachacha...


Laughing out loudly

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Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Impunity
#55 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 2:16:53 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Lolest! wrote:
Impunity wrote:
dunkang wrote:
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares
Kamares Kamares,
Kamares,
Na @Impunity wa siku hizi, anaringa ringa sana, anatingisha kiuno..


Umbe umbe, mbeumbe,
Umbe Kanyama, mbeumbe
auuuuuui, Chachacha...


Laughing out loudly

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Lets join you in more laughter!

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tycho
#56 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 2:25:16 PM
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Location: Nairobi
masukuma wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
moja mbili tatu, nne tano sita, saba nane tisa habari ya Januari

Kuna mtu mmoja, alyepotea, na tukimpata tutamfunga jela

Bururare fuu kwendaa...rafiki yangu kujaaaa

I always wondered about this song when I was slightly older and in primary especially
Quote:
Kuna mtu mmoja, alyepotea, na tukimpata tutamfunga jela


then there was the much rarer song

Quote:

Bwana Tumbo mwenye shamba
Ali panda viazi
Akachimba chimba chini chini
akapata almasi
Lo, lo, lo, bahati
Lo, lo, lo, bahati
Lo, lo, lo, bahati
Kwa mtu mwenye shamba.


I think swahili rhymes were not as massacred as english ones....
Quote:
Nyuki aah! aah! aah!

anyone?


Mwenye kuwa mbele, mwenye kuwa nyuma,

Leo sista, sista kooooobe!
simonkabz
#57 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 2:32:41 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
carygoh wrote:
"Fatha abraha amenisa amenisaso faatha abraha ayamanothe asoayu so lesa prethelo"


Father Abraham had many sons
Had many sons had Father Abraham
I am one of them
And so are you
So let's just praise the Lord


Dafuq ... Wathaheo wa we singing result za kuangushwa ,watu wakiwa wadogo.


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TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
simonkabz
#58 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 2:36:34 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Kuru kuru gatina ka nguku....
Nayo nguku, ikamia mugunda,
Na mugunda, ukamera mbembe
Na cio mbembe cikareo ni andu
Nao andu makamia fertilizer (more like fataraisa)Laughing out loudly
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
chemos
#59 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 3:28:54 PM
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Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
Askari kanga kanga
askari kanga kanga

Tumbo mbele matako nyuma piga salut tiu tiu..
tumbo mbele matako nyuma piga salut tiu tiu..
Lolest!
#60 Posted : Friday, June 27, 2014 4:48:31 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
simonkabz wrote:
Kuru kuru gatina ka nguku....
Nayo nguku, ikamia mugunda,
Na mugunda, ukamera mbembe
Na cio mbembe cikareo ni andu
Nao andu makamia fertilizer (more like fataraisa)Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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