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#51 Posted : Monday, March 24, 2014 2:15:08 PM
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Mastermind wrote:
kysse wrote:
dunkang wrote:

Are we still helping @Valllerie to get to her "dream" man or we are helping her get laid by a "colleague".


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Some Wazuans can act as catalysts.


Vallerie is married to a wazuan.

That was Valerie Lemaiyan
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#52 Posted : Monday, March 24, 2014 2:21:57 PM
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Vallerrie wrote:
mawinder wrote:

Always seeking advise from wazua.http://www.wazua.co.ke/forum.aspx?g=posts&t=24727You should thank wazuans by contributing to the mbuzi.



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#53 Posted : Monday, March 24, 2014 2:24:53 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Swenani wrote:
Vallerrie wrote:
InnovateGuy wrote:

Use rat's bite and blow approach. This is how it works:
- Day 1 ... Assume it's on a Monday. You're dressed sawasawa and you feel sexy about yourself. Show him total interest...like drop by his desk three times that day... asking funny questions about how he spent his weekend blah blah
- Day 2 ... Assume it's on Tuesday. It's almost lunch hour, you're dressed sawasawa and you feel damn sexy. Drop by his desk, say you just wanted to check on him and propose to take him out for lunch.
- Day 3... Assume it's on Thursday. Take the flirtation a notch higher... He might ask what you doing for the weekend and stuff.. that's when you gain control..say you had plans maybe day X.

Caution: Don't chase him. Lead him to chase you. Men love to chose. Make him feel like he's the one pursuing you and not the other way round. Become too available and he'll hate you. Become too rigid and he'll become bored. You might need to watch "Three Can Play that Game." It'll give invaluable tips.



Took bits of your advise, showed interest then when he asked me out I pretended to be busy, poor guy now thinks he's chasing me.
Thanks!


Friday will be your day 4.

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Day 4:assume it's on a Friday and you are dressed sawasawa and you feel sexy about yourself. Drop by his desk at 4:00pm and tell him that you want to be eaten crazily over the weekend



At this rate this lady will be eaten Sunday 30th at around 3pm huko pande za Yukos!

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#54 Posted : Monday, March 24, 2014 4:19:40 PM
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dossy7 wrote:
washiku wrote:
chemos wrote:
Vallerrie wrote:
mawinder wrote:

Always seeking advise from wazua.http://www.wazua.co.ke/forum.aspx?g=posts&t=24727You should thank wazuans by contributing to the mbuzi.






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#55 Posted : Monday, March 24, 2014 5:21:58 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
Mastermind wrote:
kysse wrote:
dunkang wrote:

Are we still helping @Valllerie to get to her "dream" man or we are helping her get laid by a "colleague".


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Some Wazuans can act as catalysts.


Vallerie is married to a wazuan.

That was Valerie Lemaiyan


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Life is short. Live passionately.
Vallerrie
#56 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 2:58:20 PM
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Hey guys, quick update on this, we are celebrating our fourth month anniversary in two weeks smile
InnovateGuy's idea worked like charm...Just thought I'd let him know smile smile
urstill1
#57 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 3:03:03 PM
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Vallerrie wrote:
Hey guys, quick update on this, we are celebrating our fourth month anniversary in two weeks smile
InnovateGuy's idea worked like charm...Just thought I'd let him know smile smile

Othelo
#58 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 3:18:56 PM
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urstill1 wrote:
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Vallerrie wrote:
Hey guys, quick update on this, we are celebrating our fourth month anniversary in two weeks smile
InnovateGuy's idea worked like charm...Just thought I'd let him know smile smile


All in the name of wazua spirit. Call us for @washiku's function before 'burn in the oven' please!
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Vallerrie
#59 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 3:21:21 PM
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Othelo wrote:

All in the name of wazua spirit. Call us for @washiku's function before 'burn in the oven' please!

But of course! smile
butterflyke
#60 Posted : Wednesday, July 23, 2014 4:56:35 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
dossy7 wrote:
washiku wrote:
chemos wrote:
Vallerrie wrote:
mawinder wrote:

Always seeking advise from wazua.http://www.wazua.co.ke/forum.aspx?g=posts&t=24727You should thank wazuans by contributing to the mbuzi.






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@Vallerie, wishing you all the best
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