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Rank: Member Joined: 8/5/2008 Posts: 602
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impunity wrote Quote:mawinder wrote:
A colleague of mine wants to eat the latest fish at the work place.Problem is he has been eating a fish which is now close to the latest.Should he go ahead and eat the fish and what are the repercussions?
I dislike those colleagues who eat in the office, kwanja there is this njaruo who usually carry fish and when he warms the thing in the oven the whole office will smell like burukenge for a week or two.
Why cant people go eat in the parking lot if they cant carry modern foods like pizza and hamburger??
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you POET! "The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions" - Alfred adler
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,923
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Junior staff eat fish with more vigour and passion than beg belly bossman. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/23/2011 Posts: 503
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Angelica _ann wrote:Junior staff eat fish with more vigour and passion than beg belly bossman. I am trying hard to understand if you are: 1. A fish 2. Junior staff 3. Fishing rod 4. Fishing net Ama a fished expert  Even a BrOKeN clock is right twice a day
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/11/2009 Posts: 481
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He is junior staff who eats office fish that belongs to big belly.   "The longer the fuse the mightier the blast!"
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi
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Rollins wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Junior staff eat fish with more vigour and passion than beg belly bossman. I am trying hard to understand if you are: 1. A fish 2. Junior staff 3. Fishing rod 4. Fishing net Ama a fished expert she is a fish that prefers junior staff our goals are best achieved indirectly
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/1/2009 Posts: 846
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Eating fish in the office is a NO NO, for both fish and fish eater. Picture this guy who always katias every new fish in the pond, and when the fishes start talking about this experiences, not nice.... When the fish moves on and starts dating someone else, especially your boss, and your boss knows your past, not nice. If eating fish at the same place of work but different towns/departments and you do not get to see each other often, not a big problem, but nowadays women have mastered the game, they are the 'users'
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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It went this way,the colleague succeeded and has been eating the fish.However,there is this young man who is trying to fish the same fish also.My colleague has organised for one of the street women to go and visit the young man at the workplace with ARVs and claim she was not given one of the drugs and the father to the kid who in this case is the young man has abandoned her for the last 2 months.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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mawinder wrote:It went this way,the colleague succeeded and has been eating the fish.However,there is this young man who is trying to fish the same fish also.My colleague has organised for one of the street women to go and visit the young man at the workplace with ARVs and claim she was not given one of the drugs and the father to the kid who in this case is the young man has abandoned her for the last 2 months. I can perfectly guess very well who is capable of doing this. Adding this to the "A colleague of mine..." version of Wazua, I now know who this fish-eater is
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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washiku wrote:mawinder wrote:It went this way,the colleague succeeded and has been eating the fish.However,there is this young man who is trying to fish the same fish also.My colleague has organised for one of the street women to go and visit the young man at the workplace with ARVs and claim she was not given one of the drugs and the father to the kid who in this case is the young man has abandoned her for the last 2 months. I can perfectly guess very well who is capable of doing this. Adding this to the "A colleague of mine..." version of Wazua, I now know who this fish-eater is I am away from the office but will be updated on how it goes on Tuesday.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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mawinder wrote:washiku wrote:mawinder wrote:It went this way,the colleague succeeded and has been eating the fish.However,there is this young man who is trying to fish the same fish also.My colleague has organised for one of the street women to go and visit the young man at the workplace with ARVs and claim she was not given one of the drugs and the father to the kid who in this case is the young man has abandoned her for the last 2 months. I can perfectly guess very well who is capable of doing this. Adding this to the "A colleague of mine..." version of Wazua, I now know who this fish-eater is I am away from the office but will be updated on how it goes on Tuesday.  You are a cartoon for sure. It had to be executed in your absence. Obviously.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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washiku wrote:mawinder wrote:washiku wrote:mawinder wrote:It went this way,the colleague succeeded and has been eating the fish.However,there is this young man who is trying to fish the same fish also.My colleague has organised for one of the street women to go and visit the young man at the workplace with ARVs and claim she was not given one of the drugs and the father to the kid who in this case is the young man has abandoned her for the last 2 months. I can perfectly guess very well who is capable of doing this. Adding this to the "A colleague of mine..." version of Wazua, I now know who this fish-eater is I am away from the office but will be updated on how it goes on Tuesday. You are a cartoon for sure. It had to be executed in your absence. Obviously. Inaitwo kucheza rough! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Huyu Mawinder haki,ni kama mind imetengezwa na gelignite
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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mawinder wrote:washiku wrote:mawinder wrote:It went this way,the colleague succeeded and has been eating the fish.However,there is this young man who is trying to fish the same fish also.My colleague has organised for one of the street women to go and visit the young man at the workplace with ARVs and claim she was not given one of the drugs and the father to the kid who in this case is the young man has abandoned her for the last 2 months. I can perfectly guess very well who is capable of doing this. Adding this to the "A colleague of mine..." version of Wazua, I now know who this fish-eater is I am away from the office but will be updated on how it goes on Tuesday. This is how it has gone,he was unable to find a willing street woman to be part of the plot,he revised the script and it is a fish hawker and barmaid who went to the office flashing the targets business card and seeking payment for services rendered and a bill of alcohol for 3k.The commotion that the fish hawker caused attracted guards and people from neighbouring offices.Two of the guards who had been bribed urged the target to pay up while the others watched in glee.He had to pay the hawker 2k and the 3k for alcohol.He is now the talk of the floor that we occupy.I missed the drama.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/21/2012 Posts: 1,739
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McReggae wrote:Workplace eating is the beginning of your fall...be content with your shamba and only eat fruits that come from it!!!! Exactment!!!! Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/25/2007 Posts: 1,574
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mawinder wrote:mawinder wrote:washiku wrote:mawinder wrote:It went this way,the colleague succeeded and has been eating the fish.However,there is this young man who is trying to fish the same fish also.My colleague has organised for one of the street women to go and visit the young man at the workplace with ARVs and claim she was not given one of the drugs and the father to the kid who in this case is the young man has abandoned her for the last 2 months. I can perfectly guess very well who is capable of doing this. Adding this to the "A colleague of mine..." version of Wazua, I now know who this fish-eater is I am away from the office but will be updated on how it goes on Tuesday. This is how it has gone,he was unable to find a willing street woman to be part of the plot,he revised the script and it is a fish hawker and barmaid who went to the office flashing the targets business card and seeking payment for services rendered and a bill of alcohol for 3k.The commotion that the fish hawker caused attracted guards and people from neighbouring offices.Two of the guards who had been bribed urged the target to pay up while the others watched in glee.He had to pay the hawker 2k and the 3k for alcohol.He is now the talk of the floor that we occupy.I missed the drama. You went through all that so that you can be the only one eating that fish? Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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jguru wrote:mawinder wrote:mawinder wrote:washiku wrote:mawinder wrote:It went this way,the colleague succeeded and has been eating the fish.However,there is this young man who is trying to fish the same fish also.My colleague has organised for one of the street women to go and visit the young man at the workplace with ARVs and claim she was not given one of the drugs and the father to the kid who in this case is the young man has abandoned her for the last 2 months. I can perfectly guess very well who is capable of doing this. Adding this to the "A colleague of mine..." version of Wazua, I now know who this fish-eater is I am away from the office but will be updated on how it goes on Tuesday. This is how it has gone,he was unable to find a willing street woman to be part of the plot,he revised the script and it is a fish hawker and barmaid who went to the office flashing the targets business card and seeking payment for services rendered and a bill of alcohol for 3k.The commotion that the fish hawker caused attracted guards and people from neighbouring offices.Two of the guards who had been bribed urged the target to pay up while the others watched in glee.He had to pay the hawker 2k and the 3k for alcohol.He is now the talk of the floor that we occupy.I missed the drama. You went through all that so that you can be the only one eating that fish? It is a colleague but if you saw the fish,you would understand.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish
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mawinder wrote:jguru wrote:mawinder wrote:mawinder wrote:washiku wrote:mawinder wrote:It went this way,the colleague succeeded and has been eating the fish.However,there is this young man who is trying to fish the same fish also.My colleague has organised for one of the street women to go and visit the young man at the workplace with ARVs and claim she was not given one of the drugs and the father to the kid who in this case is the young man has abandoned her for the last 2 months. I can perfectly guess very well who is capable of doing this. Adding this to the "A colleague of mine..." version of Wazua, I now know who this fish-eater is I am away from the office but will be updated on how it goes on Tuesday. This is how it has gone,he was unable to find a willing street woman to be part of the plot,he revised the script and it is a fish hawker and barmaid who went to the office flashing the targets business card and seeking payment for services rendered and a bill of alcohol for 3k.The commotion that the fish hawker caused attracted guards and people from neighbouring offices.Two of the guards who had been bribed urged the target to pay up while the others watched in glee.He had to pay the hawker 2k and the 3k for alcohol.He is now the talk of the floor that we occupy.I missed the drama. You went through all that so that you can be the only one eating that fish? It is a colleague but if you saw the fish,you would understand. Aaaai my friend next time be a bit kind, after all hazimalizianangi nyasi! Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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Just had fish and ugali at mama Oliech's. Due to the ongoing discussion going on here, I only ate one side!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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Coolio wrote:mawinder wrote:jguru wrote:mawinder wrote:mawinder wrote:washiku wrote:mawinder wrote:It went this way,the colleague succeeded and has been eating the fish.However,there is this young man who is trying to fish the same fish also.My colleague has organised for one of the street women to go and visit the young man at the workplace with ARVs and claim she was not given one of the drugs and the father to the kid who in this case is the young man has abandoned her for the last 2 months. I can perfectly guess very well who is capable of doing this. Adding this to the "A colleague of mine..." version of Wazua, I now know who this fish-eater is I am away from the office but will be updated on how it goes on Tuesday. This is how it has gone,he was unable to find a willing street woman to be part of the plot,he revised the script and it is a fish hawker and barmaid who went to the office flashing the targets business card and seeking payment for services rendered and a bill of alcohol for 3k.The commotion that the fish hawker caused attracted guards and people from neighbouring offices.Two of the guards who had been bribed urged the target to pay up while the others watched in glee.He had to pay the hawker 2k and the 3k for alcohol.He is now the talk of the floor that we occupy.I missed the drama. You went through all that so that you can be the only one eating that fish? It is a colleague but if you saw the fish,you would understand. Aaaai my friend next time be a bit kind, after all hazimalizianangi nyasi! At least he was not taken to Makueni,I am back to the office and it is the talk of the place,I cant stop laughing to myself.He has been tamed.Meanwhile the fellow is quiet and downtrodden and has been summoned by the boss tomorrow morning.
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