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MaichBlack
#101 Posted : Sunday, July 21, 2013 1:05:04 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,467
symbols wrote:
Shak wrote:
ABK!!


What is ABK?

Absolutely Bure Kabisa!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
mpobiz
#102 Posted : Sunday, July 21, 2013 6:01:14 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 8/10/2010
Posts: 2,264
simonkabz wrote:
Greenhouse..........lakini toothcomb ndio ilinimada


So hii toothcomb ni nini?d'oh!
Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
Amores
#103 Posted : Sunday, July 21, 2013 6:12:18 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 11/25/2011
Posts: 2,103
Location: Nrb
curses
I am happy
Angelica _ann
#104 Posted : Sunday, July 21, 2013 6:14:36 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,909
Hooligans in green
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Impunity
#105 Posted : Sunday, July 21, 2013 6:15:38 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
mpobiz wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Greenhouse..........lakini toothcomb ndio ilinimada


So hii toothcomb ni nini?d'oh!


It premiered during the 4 days of manual tallying of the March 4th erections...someone seriously believed that the 700,000 vote-gap btn CORD and TiNA would be evened out by use of a fine bristled toothcomb!

Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

nostoppingthis
#106 Posted : Monday, July 22, 2013 7:58:23 AM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
WBK by @Njung'e....Wacha Bangi Kijana!!
butterflyke
#107 Posted : Wednesday, July 24, 2013 8:06:41 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
'njaa'dgement by @JB

Laughing out loudly
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
chepkel
#108 Posted : Wednesday, July 24, 2013 9:52:06 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 4/6/2010
Posts: 741
Location: Nairobi
butterflyke wrote:
a childhood family friend of a friend of mine smile


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly \

Wachanga ufalamentation!!!!
Mukiri
#109 Posted : Wednesday, July 24, 2013 9:52:45 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
Middo crass

Proverbs 19:21
Shak
#110 Posted : Wednesday, July 24, 2013 11:51:46 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/22/2009
Posts: 2,449
Location: Africa
(username) + "let" to refer to your children. eg. Bravlet
Shak
#111 Posted : Wednesday, July 24, 2013 11:55:36 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/22/2009
Posts: 2,449
Location: Africa
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willin2learn
#112 Posted : Wednesday, July 24, 2013 1:58:00 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 2/12/2008
Posts: 1,178
My walalo!
kysse
#113 Posted : Wednesday, July 24, 2013 2:00:48 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
smile
vinii
#114 Posted : Wednesday, July 24, 2013 10:54:18 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 2,057
Wacha wasiwasi kama suruali ya m**** mwisho wa mwezi
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
Impunity
#115 Posted : Thursday, July 25, 2013 8:05:53 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
@smano ako ndani kama thong!!!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

nostoppingthis
#116 Posted : Thursday, July 25, 2013 8:08:53 AM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
vinii wrote:
Wacha wasiwasi kama suruali ya m**** mwisho wa mwezi


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly courtesy of @Magigi...
ZZE123
#117 Posted : Thursday, July 25, 2013 8:58:08 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/21/2008
Posts: 2,490
Impunity wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Greenhouse..........lakini toothcomb ndio ilinimada


So hii toothcomb ni nini?d'oh!


It premiered during the 4 days of manual tallying of the March 4th erections...someone seriously believed that the 700,000 vote-gap btn CORD and TiNA would be evened out by use of a fine bristled toothcomb!

Laughing out loudly

Sad Sad Sad Sad
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
kenyanbeef
#118 Posted : Saturday, July 27, 2013 1:51:42 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 7/24/2009
Posts: 273
Mbuzi

(We might have to import the next one)
kiriita
#119 Posted : Saturday, July 27, 2013 6:05:13 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 4/20/2008
Posts: 437
user pap

wazua pizza

OAR
Angelica _ann
#120 Posted : Saturday, July 27, 2013 10:27:13 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,909
Yawa!!!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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