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Cases of drugging after clubbing on the rise
Impunity
#51 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:47:27 PM
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alma wrote:
InnovateGuy wrote:
Seems guys have been suffering a lot in silence!


hata guests wako 23 sa hizi


Those 23 guests could be chips.
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jaggernaut
#52 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:57:17 PM
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There was also this story on Citizen TV news juzi where 2 ladies were stripped in Umoja after they robbed a guy who has chips fungad both of them for a threesome.
sherrif
#53 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:57:28 PM
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Quote:
MaichBlack wrote:

You should only chips funga Akinyi and kin.

Chinedu might say otherwise. You troubles might be long term!!!


And cross borders forcing the Government to intervene, yet teachers are on strike.
Do not add to this mess with your Funga cz the government will go bankrupt!
Zenge
#54 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:01:08 PM
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Impunity wrote:
alma wrote:
InnovateGuy wrote:
Seems guys have been suffering a lot in silence!


hata guests wako 23 sa hizi


Those 23 guests could be chips.
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Machips doing underground surveillance. Ssshhhh!smile
Meduza
#55 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:03:59 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
I also understand that these unexplained accidents where guys crash into trees, fly off bridges, veer off the road etc could be due to the effects of the mchele, whereby the victims black out while driving after leaving the pub.


del
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Jus Blazin
#56 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:10:29 PM
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Zenge wrote:
Impunity wrote:
alma wrote:
InnovateGuy wrote:
Seems guys have been suffering a lot in silence!


hata guests wako 23 sa hizi


Those 23 guests could be chips.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Machips doing underground surveillance. Ssshhhh!smile

Now they'll change tactics.
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Jus Blazin
#57 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:12:07 PM
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Our ego is our weakness.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Meduza
#58 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:14:30 PM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
Zenge wrote:
Impunity wrote:
alma wrote:
InnovateGuy wrote:
Seems guys have been suffering a lot in silence!


hata guests wako 23 sa hizi


Those 23 guests could be chips.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Machips doing underground surveillance. Ssshhhh!smile

Now they'll change tactics.


LOL
You cant win, unless you first begin....
washiku
#59 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:33:10 PM
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Impunity wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Impunity wrote:
alma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
Let me be the first to admit! Many years ago I chips fungad a lady @seasons in Kimathi Street and we went to my house. She told me that Juice gives her extra energy/libido and with a glass we will have a night of passion without sleeping. I quickly poured two glasses and walked to the bedroom to ensure I had adequate CD's in anticipation. On returning to the sitting room she had finished her Juice and was half naked and she ordered me to quickly finish my glass - I took it in one gulp. I woke up the next day @2PM naked with a clean CD kwa D*&k. All the electronics had gone including the TV. I don't know how she did it coz I was staying on 6th Floor.



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Wewe wacha uongo. You can't mix juice with alchohol.

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Ati the CD was clean so even the passion itself haukuonjeshwo?
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Inaitwo everything for nothing!!!

This was the most disappointing part.Sad Sad


Who wrapped you? Yourself or her?
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jguru
#60 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 4:41:39 PM
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Wacha tu, there are these tuchips who if you drinking alone and your attention is on the TV (news, sports) they will throw the mchele from a distance right into your glass and you will not notice. They will be sitting a few tables away and once your head droops, they will come over, look as if they are caressing you, rob you (wallet, phones, shoes, belts, watched, etc) and then leave you there. They are experts at aiming and throwing those tablets.

So, men, if your attention is on the TV, put a hand over your glass or your beer.
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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