Haiya! Who keeps stealing the pastor's ID?

No no no.I cannot allow toys,like seriously? It's even worse if it's your hubby.I cannot even fathom.
What can a toy do which a man is unable to do?
Isn't that masturbation in marriage.
If he can't excite me tulale.

Slimshadie I fully understand the mathogothanio you are talking about.
Ukijaribu kurudi after a looong period of abstinence utawika neighbours waamke and you wouldn't feel like going back their again.
let me help you,this guy left me gazing at the cealing cz the pain disturbed him psychologically-eti it stuck in his subconscious and he couldn't dare proceed with the act sijui blablablabla.Alinibore.Nkt.
That is why I went to Nyumba ya wazee to look after tucucus/gukas.
Am not discussing this again.
Omba serikali.
Good luck.

The best toy is the one which has warm blood flowing through its veins.

I aspired to argue on the other side of the divide, since most are suggesting that she hangs on, waits, speaks to him, long foreplay, etc. I don't judge people. Infact, people lie and deceive me everyday. I know they are. But it doesn't bother me, because the science speaks for itself. I might seem naive about some things, but I'm not. There's a thin line between what is wrong, what is unethical or what is immoral. It depends on your interpretation. This is a discussion. Divergent views. There's one thing I cannot do, and that is knowingly give advice that will harm.

In short,a blazing toy! enuff said.

What's wrong with a toy to induce sexual pleasure? Most women will never experience orgasms with penetrative landing alone. Most women die without having ever experienced a strong orgasm. Toys are warm these days. Some resemble the real thing. Complete with throbbing veins and you can get the size that you want.

If you are landing after a long period of time, do it gently. Lubrication is an issue. Use KY. Both of you are tense. Set the mood right. Dinner, wine, music. Else, there will be friction all over the airport. And at the first sign of pain, or blood, the dude will probably freak out and get turned off. Mathogothanio proper.

On a lighter note, @Essie, you are a screamer?