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Impunity
#51 Posted : Thursday, December 20, 2012 6:56:00 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
se7en wrote:
Impunity wrote:
[quote=2012]

The southerner could have as well climbed the toilet sink and do a muslim on top of the white sink.

d'oh!

hahaha!!Laughing out loudly


In a Dubai 5 star hotel I saw some strange gadgets in my washroom; a handheld geyser complete with a digital thermal control module...our muslim brothers and sisters must be having some of the well tendered ass-h*les.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

mpobiz
#52 Posted : Friday, December 21, 2012 8:09:08 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/10/2010
Posts: 2,264
Impunity wrote:
se7en wrote:
Impunity wrote:
[quote=2012]

The southerner could have as well climbed the toilet sink and do a muslim on top of the white sink.

d'oh!

hahaha!!Laughing out loudly


In a Dubai 5 star hotel I saw some strange gadgets in my washroom; a handheld geyser complete with a digital thermal control module...our muslim brothers and sisters must be having some of the well tendered ass-h*les.


Are they manicured or pedicured?
Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
Impunity
#53 Posted : Friday, December 21, 2012 11:38:47 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
mpobiz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
se7en wrote:
Impunity wrote:
[quote=2012]

The southerner could have as well climbed the toilet sink and do a muslim on top of the white sink.

d'oh!

hahaha!!Laughing out loudly


In a Dubai 5 star hotel I saw some strange gadgets in my washroom; a handheld geyser complete with a digital thermal control module...our muslim brothers and sisters must be having some of the well tendered ass-h*les.


Are they manicured or pedicured?


Ass-cured!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

bkismat
#54 Posted : Wednesday, April 17, 2013 9:40:33 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
Wazuans have memories as long as an elephant's
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
King G
#55 Posted : Wednesday, April 17, 2013 12:28:07 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
bkismat wrote:
Wazuans have memories as long as an elephant's


when they are screwed, they never forget, like my wife!
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youcan'tstopusnow
#56 Posted : Saturday, April 27, 2013 7:44:06 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 6,779
Location: Black Africa
hamburglar wrote:
rock wrote:
[quote=kenmac]Now, what do the staff at that cafe use when they go to answer calls of nature?? Ama wanatumia matchsticks kama @ojinga


Somebody ranking highly must surely know about it.



How now?? Honestly how does someone use matchsticks?Am i missing something here

Author Rock, they say that you at least have to try something once in your lifetime, be a good sport and go try using a matchstick next time and let the good people of wazua know how it went...Don't be a party "pooper"....lol....

I didn't quite get the matchstick business either, but am curious to know, wouldn't it be kinda scary if the friction from the ashy bootycrack lighted up the matchstick?

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