Here's a story I was given:
Man calls, has a foreign accent influence and asks about accomodation in one of the 5 star hotels. Hotel staff tells him that there's available rooms. Great! Man is excited and wants to book right away. Man proceeds to book....story gets dirty when hotel staff asks for his name midway into booking. He's a kenyan. The story changes...hotel is fully booked, need to confirm with manager, yada yada yada. Too much BS with these 5 star hotels. No mentioning names :)
“Once the last tree is cut and the last river poisoned,you will find you cannot eat your money" Traditional saying.