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Kaigangio
#51 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 3:49:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
Hello everyone!

@ kingfisher,

The song which caused my nokia (not nokla) to disappear together with the entire shirt pocket and its contents was 'MUTI uyu mukwonaaa...ati!!!' 'Muti uyu mukuona!' 'Wahandirwo ni awaaaa'. 'Na tutiamenyaaga ati uri murio ta uki wa njuki'. 'Kimathi akuiriireee!' 'Giti!!!'. 'Gitina ini kiaguooo' 'Na ithui ciana ciake tuugutuura turiaga maciaaroooo'......

@ Kabz,

You slept on a drain...if i were you i would never,ever,ever drink beer again....a good advise like a brother...kaa kama guka last weekend....pure water....hehehehehe

@ Leona,

I did not go to the crowded joint knowingly. The fact is the drink (guiness) was getting sweeter as i hoped from one pub to the next,with mugithi tele. On your case now,nasikia jamaa hapa wanasema ati huna jina....limeharibika kabisa..ni ukweli?






NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Njunge
#52 Posted : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:10:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
@Gizzard,

You get me into a mood....'Kimuti giki mukuona,kiahandirwo ni awa'........kimuti as in real shaft.......ahahaha......eti you lost your phone?.Reminds me of a buddy who went to shake a leg and there was this Baganda lady with a huge bossom.The guy slides his phone in between......Eti i-charge as they danced.The lady ducked mpaka wa leo.....!!!

@mlefu,

Seriously.......!!...They don't say Kosovo Lucy.......Wapi Jammo??.

@Leona,

Umechoka,ulilima shamba ya nani??..



Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
mlefu
#53 Posted : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:13:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/11/2007
Posts: 1,680
Location: nairobi
we need a witness in here..it has to be KOSOVO.. ... kililimbi guys..saidia!

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
Sasha
#54 Posted : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:15:00 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 9/5/2007
Posts: 627
I'm still recovering from the aftermath of Kililimbi night! Saw this chick who danced all night and did not break a sweat! Chances that this was leona?

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
leona
#55 Posted : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:21:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/1/2008
Posts: 1,432
Location: Marsabit
@Mlefu
Say what?! sawa tu i see you dont appreciate karaoke...

@Njung'e
i was fatigued on Friday,nikalilimba wknd.....by jana..i was totally down.next time i'll stick to water and indoors..kama wewe heheeee

@Gizzard
Wacha kujitetea,tunaelewa. i know you frequent those tujoints that ukiingia dance floor huwezi ata turn...usijali,just buy another Nokla/Samsunq....Ati jina?thats just Mlefu hating on my karaoke skills...

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
Njunge
#56 Posted : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:26:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
@Sasha,

Some says there was this lady who was found on the floor,legs facing the skies.......kama stool imeinamishwa.....can't help thinking it must have been you..


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Sasha
#57 Posted : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:32:00 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 9/5/2007
Posts: 627
@Guka: Won't confirm or deny! I just have this searing pain on my back! No superficial injury visible!

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
mlefu
#58 Posted : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:33:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/11/2007
Posts: 1,680
Location: nairobi
stool .. hehe.. thats one head..the other is thinking..BUY one GEt one FREE..love them both.

Kosovo is Karoke!!! i quit.. worse you term whatever you did as skills.. wapi burukenge?!!!!.. back to sasha and stool imeinamwishwa.. WEndz ignore if at all it jeopardises my chances with the smaller you.

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
leona
#59 Posted : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:33:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/1/2008
Posts: 1,432
Location: Marsabit
@Sasha
You went to lilimba as well?LoL. tulikuwa wengi kweli. Must have been me you saw,i lived up to my threats despite Wendz refusing to honour her word..hehee. Nilitoka hapo asubuhi.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
Sasha
#60 Posted : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:39:00 AM
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Joined: 9/5/2007
Posts: 627
@leona: I can't miss it! It's the only place I can let go and not be misconstrued as mad! That's why I can't deny or confirm hii maneno ya stool coz I totally let go huko! If that was you, I understand your fatigue! Ulinengua viungo kweli!


Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
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