C&P
My sweet Theoretica Lewinsky Anyango,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in a trigonometric lane of life. There I saw you with your acute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I will not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from 0 to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at Parabola Restaurant on date 10 at sunset when the sun is making an angle 160° to the ground my heart would be like an unsolved polynomial equation of 10° degrees.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras Clinton Obama Cameroon Otieno
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