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wilyum
#1121 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 11:28:14 AM
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AlphDoti wrote:
harrydre wrote:
Quote:
A Lady entered an auto workshop and asked for a 'seven-hundred-ten'.

All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

The mechanic was clueless, all other workers one by one took the paper and tried to figure out, but none could understand it. Finally the mechanic took the lady over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

mechanic fainted, not yet recovered from shock !!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Maybe I'm slow, i didn't get the joke. Ama this is kina @kiash "710" on car engine Sad


read 710 upside down to read OIL
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urstill1
#1122 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 11:37:23 AM
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Tebes
#1123 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 11:46:52 AM
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Impunity wrote:
murchr wrote:



Thats very sad.
I feel for the lady. She must be having water in her lungs now.
Sad Sad

Hehehe....

Why lie.... Hiyo weave inaenda missing ikimwagiwa hiya mayi??
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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AlphDoti
#1124 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 11:53:57 AM
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urstill1 wrote:

You see, this society is getting what it asked for. Because this is damn, shit rot, man!!!

Now, there is no stopping moral rot in the society. It's just down roll to destruction. I pity my children's children!!
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Impunity
#1125 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 12:06:03 PM
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Tebes wrote:
Impunity wrote:
murchr wrote:



Thats very sad.
I feel for the lady. She must be having water in her lungs now.
Sad Sad

Hehehe....

Why lie.... Hiyo weave inaenda missing ikimwagiwa hiya mayi??


I didn't even notice the wig was there, the view was so gross I couldn't notice that.

ION: That mourning can make @swenani miss a heart bit.
Drool
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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simonkabz
#1126 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 12:10:58 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Tebes wrote:
Impunity wrote:
murchr wrote:



Thats very sad.
I feel for the lady. She must be having water in her lungs now.
Sad Sad

Hehehe....

Why lie.... Hiyo weave inaenda missing ikimwagiwa hiya mayi??


I didn't even notice the wig was there, the view was so gross I couldn't notice that.

ION: That mourning can make @swenani miss a heart bit.
Drool

She is well endowed. Drool
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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brav
#1127 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 12:18:25 PM
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1. Taking mama watoto to the beach may not be a good idea



2. Proposing on the beach may not be a good idea


3. Scaring people at the mall is not a good idea


4. UHmmmmm going to the beach is a good idea


5.Baby sitting may not be a good idea
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washiku
#1128 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 12:19:57 PM
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washiku wrote:


Hata Nyeri haijaachwa nyumaSad

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Impunity
#1129 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 12:28:34 PM
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simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Tebes wrote:
Impunity wrote:
murchr wrote:



Thats very sad.
I feel for the lady. She must be having water in her lungs now.
Sad Sad

Hehehe....

Why lie.... Hiyo weave inaenda missing ikimwagiwa hiya mayi??


I didn't even notice the wig was there, the view was so gross I couldn't notice that.

ION: That mourning can make @swenani miss a heart bit.
Drool

She is well endowed. Drool


WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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brav
#1130 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 12:35:14 PM
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The real G'
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washiku
#1131 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 12:40:27 PM
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Impunity wrote:
murchr wrote:



Thats very sad.
I feel for the lady. She must be having water in her lungs now.
Sad Sad


Oooh No!!! Why do that to her. As one of the comments goes....
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washiku
#1132 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 12:42:16 PM
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Impunity
#1133 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 12:51:30 PM
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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washiku
#1134 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 12:57:39 PM
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washiku
#1135 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:01:58 PM
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washiku
#1136 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:04:36 PM
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simonkabz
#1137 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:23:39 PM
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washiku wrote:
brav wrote:
The real G'


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Shizzo! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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washiku
#1138 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 4:11:31 PM
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Lolest!
#1139 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 4:15:19 PM
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Impunity wrote:

Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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#1140 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 11:49:19 AM
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