....And you were sweating.......mumbling to yourself.......Oiiiiiiieeee....!!..Ngukua ndige tusker.....hehehe..!!....Can't wait..!!....Mama suspects you must have been on the door for over 2 hours.......amejulisha wazee tabia yako ya kulala kwa mlango kama kasuku.....eeeheeeee...!!

Guka wa bijuti...

@ Njung'e tell Ngabu tusikawahi patana. mangai!!

.........and for u Shandau!! kwanini unaambia watu maneno ya Nyumbani. i wash doing push ups!!!!!


Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)

......Press ups on top off the ward-robe.....??.....aiiiihh.......What next..??Hope it doesn't get worse like that dude who went to unpack in the middle of the night. On going back to bed he is telling the wife.......'Am surprised.I open the loo door,the light comes on,and when i shut it,the light goes out'......

Mama watoto.......'Pumbavu....!!...You've pee-ed inside the fridge.....!!!'




Guka wa bijuti...

@ecstacy

and what No. are you again? I hear Wanyuru is approaching the cut of line on the higher side... kindu 139.5kgs...... Njunge is jumping together with sukuma both weighing kindu 165kgs(some corruption occured here coz cut off is 140kgs),Wendz is on diet coz she was warned she might be chunjwad considering theweight,height and age.... That leaves No4 vacant... say what you had said about fatsos again????

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

Si they can tie that rope on your necks guys,i'd rather the crocs start with the soiled (!??!) legs...than my head.... Come 2thnk of it,ukihara the s*** wil flow strait 2ua mouths mkiwa upside dwn!! Wendy kip ua mouth shut durin the jump 4pete's sake!!

You never know what u can get away with until u try it!