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marex
#511 Posted : Wednesday, January 19, 2011 7:46:14 PM
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. He walks over to her and she greets him warmly. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t figure out where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” His mind races back... to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery?” She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”
The way I am
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raszag
#512 Posted : Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:12:55 AM
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Location: Kenya Tukufu
marex wrote:
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. He walks over to her and she greets him warmly. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t figure out where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” His mind races back... to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery?” She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”


Good one...Applause Applause Applause
Hardwork, Smartness & Humility = Successful and Happy life...Jipange sasa hivi
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Intelligentsia
#513 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 5:39:34 PM
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“...In a bus going 2 Thika a beautiful young lady with her son sits next 2 a young man.

She starts 2 breastfeed the kid but he refuses so she tells him " Wewe ! Ebu nyonya or I’ll give it 2 this young man here ".
After some time still the kid refuses 2 suckle n she tells him again suckle or I'll give the young man .
This happens about 4times n the young man gets frustrated n tells the lady "Will u please make up your mind soon coz I was supposed 2 alight 30mins ago!”
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mlefu
#514 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 7:41:45 PM
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Location: nairobi
Quote:
Will u please make up your mind soon coz I was supposed 2 alight 30mins ago!”
Laughing out loudly ...i want to move to thika.
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Bree
#515 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 7:43:49 PM
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Location: Old Trafford
Intelligentsia wrote:

“...In a bus going 2 Thika a beautiful young lady with her son sits next 2 a young man.

She starts 2 breastfeed the kid but he refuses so she tells him " Wewe ! Ebu nyonya or I’ll give it 2 this young man here ".
After some time still the kid refuses 2 suckle n she tells him again suckle or I'll give the young man .
This happens about 4times n the young man gets frustrated n tells the lady "Will u please make up your mind soon coz I was supposed 2 alight 30mins ago!”



Hahaaaaaa ata mambatha utafika waiting for nyonyoz
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kyt
#516 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 11:49:53 PM
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kelele.com wrote:
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell ! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

HA Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
LOVE WHAT YOU DO, DO WHAT YOU LOVE.
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gohill
#517 Posted : Monday, January 24, 2011 9:21:18 AM
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Location: Kenya
Sticker on a matatu to Ndundori:Njakira kanyumba mwathani,kioro ningwiyejera!!!!

Translation:
Build for me a house Lord i will dig the latrine!.
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Cupcake
#518 Posted : Monday, January 24, 2011 4:19:42 PM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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manuPK
#519 Posted : Thursday, January 27, 2011 10:25:29 AM
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Joined: 2/16/2010
Posts: 92
Location: Nairobi
Due to the recent events in kenyan politics... there has been an upgrade in kenyan terminlogy aka kenyan slang!!
lesson#1
Slang Ugrade!
Ututho: is the act of refusing to buy someone alcohol
Mututho:is somebody who is mean with alcohol
Nktutho: is expression of being annoyed with such people
Gututha: is to break mututho laws
Gututhuo: The effect of disobeying Mututho's law and ending up with a hangover
Entrepreneurship is a cognitive bias. They can’t teach it to you.
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Impunity
#520 Posted : Thursday, January 27, 2011 10:31:03 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Intelligentsia wrote:

“...In a bus going 2 Thika a beautiful young lady with her son sits next 2 a young man.

She starts 2 breastfeed the kid but he refuses so she tells him " Wewe ! Ebu nyonya or I’ll give it 2 this young man here ".
After some time still the kid refuses 2 suckle n she tells him again suckle or I'll give the young man .
This happens about 4times n the young man gets frustrated n tells the lady "Will u please make up your mind soon coz I was supposed 2 alight 30mins ago!”


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I'm relocating to Thika Makongeni end of this month!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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