@Mpenzi

Its true and he was called Ndegwa so we started calling him Ndegwa-ngurwe.... then it had ingianad (you feel the flow of the word...its like a someone's real name) so nicely we got so used like it was his name.... so one time,one boy went to ask for permission and he said 'Excuse me Mr. Ndegwa-ngurwe...... ' need i elaborate what happened after that??? we just saw his shirt,sweater,socks flying all over!!!!

By the way,were you guys nick-naming your teachers? We used to be notorious!!! Ok. the boys,let me say.

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talk of farting and u remind me of some crazy lady teacher in primo. Whenever she could smell fart,she'd tell us to go and nusa each other outside and return having identified the culprit. Woe unto the culprit....6 of the best...

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There was this game boys played called mute wa arume,where u had to have a piece of timber o'wise u'd receive a beatin from the others.now when other ihii were introducin the game to me,i quickly got in not knowin what it was all about. The moment we crossed the little finger(sign signifyin tat the game had commenced) i was lashed with thafai (a plant that causes itchin on contact) at the back side of the knees (very sensitive) i was unable to touch that area for a day n boys who did tat to me got a thorough thrashin on their behind after kuwastaki kwa 'mami'. There is this kitendawili 'thafuria hohojeku' answer being 'itina ria athuri' which we shouted when a male passed by n one of us could conveniently shout the answer (quite a safe distance from whe passer by

hey

Wa! Most hilarious in the recent past! Wendz naona thoz cows were ua worst nightmare gosh! @nyangao u must hav been very naughty,bt hunishindi. On satoz we used to go fetch water,all village kidz. There waz a big forest we would start with,playing with 'theru'(monkeys). Next we ride on the vibuyus 4lyk 4hrs till they all toboka. Njaa? We go to the chania valley,uproot ngwace n nduma n escort with roasted MOLES! The kamzee who used to trap the moles (RIP) used to find all his traps uprooted by us as we searched 4the delicacy. Afte swim in the chania. Jioni no water,si vibuyu had tobokad asubuhi! Viboko.

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Wow,this thread is the most hilarious of them all. Seems like we all have the same kind of history,mostly from the village. What will happen to our kids now?

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