There was this kiiritu (early developer) who regularly got detention for being late. I'd always make sure I got detention at the sametime so I could gusa her. She didn't mind...

I remember one of my heroes a kid named don bosco who I fondly remember...The dude forgot to do the homework of the toughest teacher alive whose canes used to sent shockwaves mpaka kwa bone marrow...the dude took 4 of the bestest...akaona hapa hapana...by something I attribute to nothing but the stroke of genius...he let a furious growl turned towards the teacher pounced on his arm and clamped the hand with his teeth with hyena like ferocity....the male teacher let out a panic scream like the bitch nigga he was...john bosco did not relent....what a boy..he was expelled immediately thereafter...but he forever remained in my heart...every time Im low I just reminisce and a smile fills my face.

. My ribs are aching now.

@Chairman,
Yep....Ours was aptly named mutarakwa fighting centre....huh!...and it was the only way out of the school....ole you if you had a date.

I remember there was this huge mama (Possibly the size of Leona) who swore on me (Na ma ya Ngai ni ukunyona!!).......I almost spent the night in the school

@Njung'e
Consider this a 2nd 'wanted'...Ukurara wira umuthi wee ..using me as an example?!