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wasee
#41 Posted : Monday, June 07, 2010 7:59:19 AM
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fuchu wrote:
@ Wanyuru

How I hated Ragati aka Mr Ngatia, the history teacher who canned me just because my eyes were usually Red. "kijana umevuta bangi,,,ehh?"


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aidha
#42 Posted : Thursday, June 10, 2010 2:51:48 PM
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We had a teacher who would talk while slapping the board cause he was a kigugumizi
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aces
#43 Posted : Saturday, June 12, 2010 7:49:28 PM
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Mi english set book teacher.. a chain smoker, taught &dictated notes 4 the river&source + looking 4 a rain god from his head...
"

Life's a wheel of fortune and its my chance to spin it"
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wazo
#44 Posted : Sunday, June 13, 2010 10:29:59 PM
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Location: mumu humu
Gathenge-forget real name of St. Martin's Hostel.Niukuniinuo ni mburaatha!!

Naught fella went-'as Jesus walked in the gardens of gathisamane' bugger would then grin for effect!!Am suprised we turned out as we did!
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thuks
#45 Posted : Sunday, June 13, 2010 10:57:47 PM
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cartesian (the maths teacher, silly)
I care!
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simonkabz
#46 Posted : Monday, June 14, 2010 9:04:25 AM
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Location: Cameroon
Mr. Njoroge a.k.a MÙGEGO nicknamed so coz of his big xtremely brown teeth. Also known 4his most famous line: "Touch your toooees, Hang your dina" then he would thwack the living daylights off ua pitiful backside!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Pierce
#47 Posted : Tuesday, June 15, 2010 10:18:32 AM
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brav wrote:
@Pierce '94, era of Wanguhu. of the famous bamboo stick. Laughing out loudly

wewe uliclear lini



Yes, Mrs Wanguhu of the bamboo stick.

Cleared in '91.........haiya, nimezeeka hivyo!!smile
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nostoppingthis
#48 Posted : Tuesday, June 15, 2010 10:48:40 AM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
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Location: Nairobi
Mr. Wabomba aka "Da Bomb!" catches you doing something wrong and tells you to repeat after him, "Nimevuka milima na maponde(Mabonde) kuleta ujinga yangu hapa.." (having come from far away), then after singing the national anthem in your mother tongue as punishment (go ahead, try it) he would toa a "jeledi" (kiboko)....the *ss was extremely hot after that, kukaa ni shida

Same guy made a student chase a moth (during evening preps. Failure or success in trapping the creature still led to kichapo!
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Njung'e
#49 Posted : Tuesday, June 15, 2010 10:48:49 AM
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simonkabz wrote:
Hang your dina" then he would thwack the living daylights off ua pitiful backside!


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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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nostoppingthis
#50 Posted : Tuesday, June 15, 2010 10:51:37 AM
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Location: Nairobi
chepkel wrote:
Then he used to say that when we get married we should serve our husbands their food while we are naked so that the men can always appreciate us. I seriously passed Bio. This dude was just the one. unfortunately, he stopped teaching and went on to pursue a career in Vet. Medicine. He was called Mr. Luvonga. Totally loved that man


and how do you currently serve food to your husband?Laughing out loudly
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