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King G
#41 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:38:57 AM
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This is Kenya, it will die a natural death. Let them give each police station or policeman those gadgets. We will drink till death do us part. Ni pesa yao - weka mama hapo katikati!
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McReggae
#42 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:42:59 AM
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King G wrote:
This is Kenya, it will die a natural death. Let them give each police station or policeman those gadgets. We will drink till death do us part. Ni pesa yao - weka mama hapo katikati!


When we drink we pay taxes, wakitushika and charge the 100K fine, we are still building the country, hakuna was!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Buster
#43 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 2:08:00 PM
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Ole Lenku wrote:
I saw this on maxim magazine 'bar room jokes'. At a local bar each day a specific member of a group was chosen to be the decoy drunk. He would take water or a soda for his day on 'duty'. When it was time to leave, he would stagger out of the bar and look for his car for like 5 mins. Once he had the cops' attention, he would enter the right car and start driving off. The police followed and stopped him, he would take the test and come clean. By then all other genuine drunks get to flee as police concentrate on trying to apprehend the decoy.

He he he. Nice one.
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Impunity
#44 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 2:14:29 PM
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McReggae wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Eng Kamau said the maximum no. of beers you should take is 'one beer', you take 2 you are done.


Whatever some people are smoking while in office, mie sitaki!!!!!


I know taking one beer is like not drinking to drunkards.
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Buster
#45 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 2:16:17 PM
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Pedes wrote:
How to beat alcoblow. So far, I have heard of these two means of doing so.
1.Suck on copper coin after your drink(s).This confuses the gadget.
2. Take two packets of Eno. I think this causes the alcoblow to have indigestion.

There is this programme on Discovery Channel that shows who invented what. They once featured Alcoblow and also said it cannot be cheated. They even talked about coins and all other myths all to one conclusion. IT CANNOT BE CHEATED!!
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willin2learn
#46 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 2:17:39 PM
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Buster wrote:
Pedes wrote:
How to beat alcoblow. So far, I have heard of these two means of doing so.
1.Suck on copper coin after your drink(s).This confuses the gadget.
2. Take two packets of Eno. I think this causes the alcoblow to have indigestion.

There is this programme on Discovery Channel that shows who invented what. They once featured Alcoblow and also said it cannot be cheated. They even talked about coins and all other myths all to one conclusion. IT CANNOT BE CHEATED!!


So you are saying Kularaha and Mcreggae are doomedSad
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McReggae
#47 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 2:25:29 PM
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willin2learn wrote:
Buster wrote:
Pedes wrote:
How to beat alcoblow. So far, I have heard of these two means of doing so.
1.Suck on copper coin after your drink(s).This confuses the gadget.
2. Take two packets of Eno. I think this causes the alcoblow to have indigestion.

There is this programme on Discovery Channel that shows who invented what. They once featured Alcoblow and also said it cannot be cheated. They even talked about coins and all other myths all to one conclusion. IT CANNOT BE CHEATED!!


So you are saying Kularaha and Mcreggae are doomedSad


Alcoblow is now a small issue, we learned how to deal with them!!!!

We just need adjusment for the 16 units coming next week!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Impunity
#48 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 2:35:59 PM
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McReggae wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
Buster wrote:
Pedes wrote:
How to beat alcoblow. So far, I have heard of these two means of doing so.
1.Suck on copper coin after your drink(s).This confuses the gadget.
2. Take two packets of Eno. I think this causes the alcoblow to have indigestion.

There is this programme on Discovery Channel that shows who invented what. They once featured Alcoblow and also said it cannot be cheated. They even talked about coins and all other myths all to one conclusion. IT CANNOT BE CHEATED!!


So you are saying Kularaha and Mcreggae are doomedSad


Alcoblow is now a small issue, we learned how to deal with them!!!!

We just need adjusment for the 16 units coming next week!!!


By the time the units will reach the number of all bars in Nairobi you will have stopped drinking, hopefully.
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Angelica _ann
#49 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 2:44:05 PM
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Engineer Kamau kaa ngumu! In the next budget, GoK will bring in like 500 units, watch this space.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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McReggae
#50 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 4:01:43 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Engineer Kamau kaa ngumu! In the next budget, GoK will bring in like 500 units, watch this space.


People just talk about this thing without understanding......the ministry will have to employ people to take care of all these stations....tafakari hayo!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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