Ndear Ojiga
Ni hindi.... oh sore, et es now time dhat i haf come acloss your frobulem..
nii ndii...Oh Sore angein.. i sero mendisin for mendes on Ronalnd Gara street.
Every ifening you wirro faid me sauting roudere njust outside Ukwara shufamaket...
"kokorochi kirra! kokorochi kirra!"
mbifoo i use'nd to saut "ndawa cia mede!ndawa cia mede!" antirr a certain rady told me her kokoroches are not sick to ndiserve mendicin. so i stik to kokorochi kirra...
Weni you nget thea, prease faid it kaid enuff to terro me to sat up so dhat i serro you my kokorochi kirra.. ete works wadas! i terro you...
mbat if your froburem es beas...sorre i mean lats..a lat is laik Njeri of the Tom and Njerry cartoni,
here are my 3 ngud sanjeschons
1. Mburn the whoro house
2. move out or dhreaten dhem to pay lent to the randrod az werro.
3. You can saut out expreset contents and ambuses at your frieds(e.ng. call them Nugu or call them ngui or in githungu korro them BRARE HERRO! saitani bira mukia) tirr they nget ashamed, annoyed ad finarry angere enuff to muf out of berow the mbed..
Ngai Fafa! shois dhiree waks raik a sharm i terro you.