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Shooting Blanks - please help!
Boris Boyka
#41 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 6:53:31 PM
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Iganamagana wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Boris Boyka wrote:
Euge wrote:
Looks like he is afraid to see a doctor. Urge him to see about 3 of them and compare their verdicts. If he cant sire, its not the end of the world. He can agree with his wife to outsource or he can adopt.

He should have gone to Doc long time ago. If he finds he can't make...my tradition tells me that he should approach the brother to land for him so that the family genes and by far appearances reflect. Ni hayo tu.


from experience?


This was the practice in many African communities for two reasons. 1. The genes. 2. Families could keep secrets.

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Swenani
#42 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 8:26:25 PM
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King G wrote:
Robinhood wrote:
derick wrote:
Pesa Nane wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.

Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction.


At the Clinic.

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Must be swenani talking to his doctor

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Kusadikika
#43 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 8:52:38 PM
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Mambo ya kupata watoto ni kati ya wewe, mke wako na Mungu, stop involving doctors. If it is not meant to be just live and move on maybe God is saving you from a lot of heartache. Children are not always a blessing, they can be a big curse also.
Euge
#44 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 9:29:07 PM
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And dont ever try this IVF business of making babies. Often the babies have one challenge or another. And I find it unnecessary. If God chooses not to bless you with children. So be it. Count all the other blessings he has given you.
Lord, thank you!
washiku
#45 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 11:19:41 PM
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Swenani wrote:
King G wrote:
Robinhood wrote:
derick wrote:
Pesa Nane wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.

Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction.


At the Clinic.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Must be swenani talking to his doctor

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@swenani is seeing snakes smile smile smile

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BGL
#46 Posted : Saturday, March 28, 2015 12:42:03 AM
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the semen should also have sufficient hyalunidase to penetratrate the ovum. This is genetically determined.
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Njung'e
#47 Posted : Saturday, March 28, 2015 10:32:53 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Impunity wrote:
[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Njung'e]

You cant keep on repeating the same joke to the same people 1000 times and still think its funny.
Very shallow!
Shame on you Shame on you


Mind your business young boy and stick to your lane lest i shock you!Shame on you


Shock my sh*t?
Bull-crap!



You think so son?...Your stupidity and stubbornness didn't start yesterday and kindly spare me minute respect.For a start,i am the one who held your mother's legs when you were conceived. You didn't know that,did you?
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Rankaz13
#48 Posted : Saturday, March 28, 2015 10:49:39 AM
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BGL wrote:
the semen should also have sufficient hyalunidase to penetratrate the ovum. This is genetically determined.


Hyaluronidase it is.
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washiku
#49 Posted : Saturday, March 28, 2015 2:06:14 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Impunity wrote:
[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Njung'e]

You cant keep on repeating the same joke to the same people 1000 times and still think its funny.
Very shallow!
Shame on you Shame on you


Mind your business young boy and stick to your lane lest i shock you!Shame on you


Shock my sh*t?
Bull-crap!



You think so son?...Your stupidity and stubbornness didn't start yesterday and kindly spare me minute respect.For a start,i am the one who held your mother's legs when you were conceived. You didn't know that,did you?


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mindovermatter
#50 Posted : Saturday, March 28, 2015 2:08:30 PM
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Kusadikika wrote:
Mambo ya kupata watoto ni kati ya wewe, mke wako na Mungu, .... If it is not meant to be just live and move on maybe God is saving you from a lot of heartache. Children are not always a blessing, they can be a big curse also.



True true!!
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