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How to cook Ugali
MaichBlack
#41 Posted : Thursday, March 19, 2015 12:32:08 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,838
Impunity wrote:
Rollins wrote:
Impunity wrote:
mb'oss wrote:
kysse wrote:
Ala. Thats how I was taught by my paros.
We once had a house help from uganda who showed us how to cook their ugali.
It took 4 sufurias, was steamed, very soft and tasty but it took so long to cook, we slept.

One time, long ago, I made a blunder and poured in lots of flour!
To salvage the situation, I added cold water to the mixture and wanyama left.


@kysee just a note, you gotta a good touch of humour plus a stretch of creativity. Way to go Lady.


Who is this @wanyama who left?


The fellow who left because of uncooked ugali and the attendant accompaniments. Kysse could not supply to his huge appettite....Sad


So landing didn't happen that night?

No ugali, No fish!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Impunity
#42 Posted : Thursday, March 19, 2015 12:44:26 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
MaichBlack wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Rollins wrote:
Impunity wrote:
mb'oss wrote:
kysse wrote:
Ala. Thats how I was taught by my paros.
We once had a house help from uganda who showed us how to cook their ugali.
It took 4 sufurias, was steamed, very soft and tasty but it took so long to cook, we slept.

One time, long ago, I made a blunder and poured in lots of flour!
To salvage the situation, I added cold water to the mixture and wanyama left.


@kysee just a note, you gotta a good touch of humour plus a stretch of creativity. Way to go Lady.


Who is this @wanyama who left?


The fellow who left because of uncooked ugali and the attendant accompaniments. Kysse could not supply to his huge appettite....Sad


So landing didn't happen that night?

No ugali, No fish!!!


Pun!
smile

ION: This lady amepitia mengi sana, she has passed thru (or she has been passed thru by) warias with their grenade and fanta madiaba bottle and now the Wanyama endowment...not forgetting the occasional @swenanis here and there!
Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Rollins
#43 Posted : Thursday, March 19, 2015 2:06:07 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 3/23/2011
Posts: 503
Impunity wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Rollins wrote:
Impunity wrote:
mb'oss wrote:
[quote=kysse]Ala. Thats how I was taught by my paros.
We once had a house help from uganda who showed us how to cook their ugali.
It took 4 sufurias, was steamed, very soft and tasty but it took so long to cook, we slept.

One time, long ago, I made a blunder and poured in lots of flour!
To salvage the situation, I added cold water to the mixture and wanyama left.


@kysee just a note, you gotta a good touch of humour plus a stretch of creativity. Way to go Lady.


Who is this @wanyama who left?


The fellow who left because of uncooked ugali and the attendant accompaniments. Kysse could not supply to his huge appettite....Sad


So landing didn't happen that night?

No ugali, No fish!!!


Pun!
smile

ION: This lady amepitia mengi sana, she has passed thru (or she has been passed thru by) warias with their grenade and fanta madiaba bottle and now the Wanyama endowment...not forgetting the occasional @swenanis here and there!
Sad
[/quote

She ought to do a book!
Even a BrOKeN clock is right twice a day
Impunity
#44 Posted : Thursday, March 19, 2015 2:13:07 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Rollins wrote:
Impunity wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Rollins wrote:
Impunity wrote:
mb'oss wrote:
kysse wrote:
Ala. Thats how I was taught by my paros.
We once had a house help from uganda who showed us how to cook their ugali.
It took 4 sufurias, was steamed, very soft and tasty but it took so long to cook, we slept.

One time, long ago, I made a blunder and poured in lots of flour!
To salvage the situation, I added cold water to the mixture and wanyama left.


@kysee just a note, you gotta a good touch of humour plus a stretch of creativity. Way to go Lady.


Who is this @wanyama who left?


The fellow who left because of uncooked ugali and the attendant accompaniments. Kysse could not supply to his huge appettite....Sad


So landing didn't happen that night?

No ugali, No fish!!!


Pun!
smile

ION: This lady amepitia mengi sana, she has passed thru (or she has been passed thru by) warias with their grenade and fanta madiaba bottle and now the Wanyama endowment...not forgetting the occasional @swenanis here and there!
Sad


She ought to do a book!


She's seen and experienced a lot of pain emanating from such like t'ings!
The book would sale like hawt keik.
smile
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Pesa Nane
#45 Posted : Thursday, March 19, 2015 3:45:58 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/25/2012
Posts: 4,105
Location: 08c
mb'oss wrote:
kysse wrote:
Ala. Thats how I was taught by my paros.
We once had a house help from uganda who showed us how to cook their ugali.
It took 4 sufurias, was steamed, very soft and tasty but it took so long to cook, we slept.

One time, long ago, I made a blunder and poured in lots of flour!
To salvage the situation, I added cold water to the mixture and wanyama left.


@kysee just a note, you gotta a good touch of humour plus a stretch of creativity. Way to go Lady.


Applause Applause Applause Welcome back the real @essyk. We missed you.
@kysse is a Waiganjo
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
Euge
#46 Posted : Thursday, March 19, 2015 3:52:59 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
Rollins wrote:
Impunity wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Rollins wrote:
Impunity wrote:
mb'oss wrote:
[quote=kysse]Ala. Thats how I was taught by my paros.
We once had a house help from uganda who showed us how to cook their ugali.
It took 4 sufurias, was steamed, very soft and tasty but it took so long to cook, we slept.

One time, long ago, I made a blunder and poured in lots of flour!
To salvage the situation, I added cold water to the mixture and wanyama left.


@kysee just a note, you gotta a good touch of humour plus a stretch of creativity. Way to go Lady.


Who is this @wanyama who left?


The fellow who left because of uncooked ugali and the attendant accompaniments. Kysse could not supply to his huge appettite....Sad


So landing didn't happen that night?

No ugali, No fish!!!


Pun!
smile

ION: This lady amepitia mengi sana, she has passed thru (or she has been passed thru by) warias with their grenade and fanta madiaba bottle and now the Wanyama endowment...not forgetting the occasional @swenanis here and there!
Sad
[/quote

She ought to do a book!

And her bread being squeezed!!
Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly
Lord, thank you!
Impunity
#47 Posted : Thursday, March 19, 2015 4:02:16 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Euge wrote:
Rollins wrote:
Impunity wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Rollins wrote:
Impunity wrote:
mb'oss wrote:
[quote=kysse]Ala. Thats how I was taught by my paros.
We once had a house help from uganda who showed us how to cook their ugali.
It took 4 sufurias, was steamed, very soft and tasty but it took so long to cook, we slept.

One time, long ago, I made a blunder and poured in lots of flour!
To salvage the situation, I added cold water to the mixture and wanyama left.


@kysee just a note, you gotta a good touch of humour plus a stretch of creativity. Way to go Lady.


Who is this @wanyama who left?


The fellow who left because of uncooked ugali and the attendant accompaniments. Kysse could not supply to his huge appettite....Sad


So landing didn't happen that night?

No ugali, No fish!!!


Pun!
smile

ION: This lady amepitia mengi sana, she has passed thru (or she has been passed thru by) warias with their grenade and fanta madiaba bottle and now the Wanyama endowment...not forgetting the occasional @swenanis here and there!
Sad
[/quote

She ought to do a book!

And her bread being squeezed!!
Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly


At the airport security gate!
Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

kysse
#48 Posted : Thursday, March 19, 2015 4:08:59 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
@ muriel come salvage your thread. wameharibu.

But muriel when do you cook? Your house seems to have 8 libraries and no kitchen.
Do you like.. eat?

Swenani
#49 Posted : Thursday, March 19, 2015 4:13:44 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
kysse wrote:
@ muriel come salvage your thread. wameharibu.

But muriel when do you cook? Your house seems to have 8 libraries and no kitchen.
Do you like.. eat?



Usikuje kwa nyumba,Where did you go to @Muriel's Kitchen?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#50 Posted : Thursday, March 19, 2015 4:16:43 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
@ muriel come salvage your thread. wameharibu.

But muriel when do you cook? Your house seems to have 8 libraries and no kitchen.
Do you like.. eat?



Usikuje kwa nyumba,Where did you go to @Muriel's Kitchen?


@Muriel is the @Wanyama who failed to land that sad night when unga ilizidi maji.

Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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