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kysse		#41 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 10:32:43 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth		Mimi nashangaa tu.. Women can smell a dead rat before it dies so face them-gosh one would think it's a thread on vampires. You'd be shocked to discover that she knows WHY you are doing what you are doing and has devised a plan to counter and protect herself. It's in her closet awaiting disappointment.Wewe ndio utawachwa kwa cctv! Men are too predictable,don't even attempt.
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McReggae		#42 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 10:46:26 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		MaichBlack wrote: morre wrote: Siringi wrote: Iko ingine hapa for private developers only Mr Singh izi ni tuploti tungapi isinya?? city market if you have 500, you get good tuflowers... then buy chocolates apo turskys karibu na city market as you buy kuku ya kienyeji to go cook (very romantic) for your loved one. Ama ununue tuflowers hapo Westlands leo @200/= uweke kwa fridge ya job ama ya neighbour. He he he. #justkidding. On a serious note, 2.4m??? Kwani what are we buying? Even when I get to the level that I can throw such kind of money around aimlessly, I will not. That money can change the lives of A NUMBER of people for ever! I would rather do something charitable with the money. That would be more fulfilling. I just saw a kid in today's paper who is offering to sell a kidney to finance his education. He is from some village I guess in Western or somewhere. He got 372 last year but one but had to repeat so that the sister can join Form 1. Last KCSE he got 401 and was admitted to Mangu High school but the father still cannot afford the fee. How many such kids can I educate with 2.4m? I know kuna saa ya kuwa serious na saa ya kujibamba but 2.4m in one night is obscene! You can spend 100k or less on the Mrs. and 2.3m on needy Kenyans and still have the time of your life. That is if you have that kind of money to begin with! Ditto, ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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masukuma		#43 Posted : Wednesday, February 11, 2015 8:01:59 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi		I generally don't do anything special for valentines day. haven't done in years and not planning to do for years to come. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Pesa Nane		#44 Posted : Wednesday, February 11, 2015 9:10:35 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c		Asi Siringi wrote: wacha kulia lia hapa fanya mambo Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Impunity		#45 Posted : Wednesday, February 11, 2015 9:32:50 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada		masukuma wrote: I generally don't do anything special for valentines day. haven't done in years and not planning to do for years to come. Thank God you married a Kiuk lady! Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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washiku		#46 Posted : Wednesday, February 11, 2015 10:10:04 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Who knows whether ladies with a few-weeks newborn remember valentines? #AskingForAFRIEND A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Swenani		#47 Posted : Wednesday, February 11, 2015 10:19:37 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		Impunity wrote: masukuma wrote: I generally don't do anything special for valentines day. haven't done in years and not planning to do for years to come. Thank God you married a Kiuk lady! Masupussy is married to a lunje If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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YoungMulla		#48 Posted : Wednesday, February 11, 2015 10:24:43 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 3/14/2012 Posts: 577 Location: Nairobi Kenya		Swenani wrote: Impunity wrote: masukuma wrote: I generally don't do anything special for valentines day. haven't done in years and not planning to do for years to come. Thank God you married a Kiuk lady! Masupussy is married to a lunje Masu - what?? Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
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masukuma		#49 Posted : Wednesday, February 11, 2015 10:55:36 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi		YoungMulla wrote: Swenani wrote: Impunity wrote: masukuma wrote: I generally don't do anything special for valentines day. haven't done in years and not planning to do for years to come. Thank God you married a Kiuk lady! Masupussy is married to a lunje Masu - what?? tuwache matusi za ukweli! wacha live matusi.... tupa matusi ya rubber! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Fetero		#50 Posted : Wednesday, February 11, 2015 11:03:05 AM
Rank: New-farer Joined: 1/21/2015 Posts: 31		Swenani wrote: Wamunyota wrote: Othelo wrote: Swenani wrote: Impunity wrote: Atalaku wrote: Impunity wrote: Atalaku wrote: Kama hutaki kusumbuliwa on saturday...zusha on Thursday! !! How can yu zusha with all of them, effectively? Anza leo...ask for the 'impossibles'. Mimo nilanza jana...two are down...remaining one! Ulianza aje? What did you demand which could not be given? Ask them to MC you;Not all of them will,out of three only one will Ask and suggest the impossible kama .... claim that you want the best vals ever in her ass...... you have heard stories of sweetness there What if she says yes? HAHA, if she says Yes, pretend you are very angered by her accepting such crazy thing! especially from her a redeemed christian!!... Ask & it'll be given to you,seek & you shall find..Mathew:7:7
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