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Your Girlfriend's Sexual History!!
tycho
#41 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 8:03:56 PM
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Fantasy is more important than the physical act. So I imagine the girl is being too harsh on herself; and the man too farisayo.

Like in the friend who could fill an A4 with three columns; the list is one idea. What idea? That's the puzzle. What about the Judgement? Another puzzle.
kysse
#42 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 9:11:38 PM
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Today's productivity at some places must have been low or nil.



Dr. Dre
#43 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 9:18:32 PM
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kysse wrote:
Today's productivity at some places must have been low or nil.


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mpobiz
#44 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 10:55:06 PM
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After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau...
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washiku
#45 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 10:59:01 PM
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mpobiz wrote:
After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau...


He he he... ati Tycho. Very funny.
Rankaz13
#46 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 11:52:24 PM
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washiku wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau...


He he he... ati Tycho. Very funny.


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Mukiri
#47 Posted : Thursday, August 28, 2014 2:17:04 AM
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maka wrote:
urstill1 wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Read somewhere that those at koinange handle an average of 4 clients every night(kwa gari between 9pm and 3am). For 25 days in a month, those are 100 clients. In 12 months she would have clocked 1200 clients.

Since they charge 1k per chot, the earnings are Ksh 1,200,000 pa (100k pm) tax free.


Tuanze biashara? What do you think the SJ guy makes in a day? How about the guys who do their stuff in alley hotels in Nairobi? Hii sector inapesa!!! A room for 10minute shot is 200. Having 20 rooms like that pays better than owning Hilton.

Just saying.

Btw S.J has been refurbished...it's like a lounge now.

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Swenani
#48 Posted : Thursday, August 28, 2014 4:30:36 PM
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Dr. Dre wrote:
A close friend recently broke up with his girlfriend of 1.5yrs because he could not get past her sexual history. They really got along well, had mind-blowing sex…until the day they decided to discuss their sexual pasts. He had around 15 and she had slept with 60+. And she confessed this tears rolling down her cheeks.

This is why I NEVER want to know how many sexual partners my girl has/had. As long as I know she's clean and we're safe, there's no reason to talk about numbers, who, when, where...d'oh! Pray


How did you get to know about this?

Or a close friend in this case is you?
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Impunity
#49 Posted : Thursday, August 28, 2014 5:00:29 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
A close friend recently broke up with his girlfriend of 1.5yrs because he could not get past her sexual history. They really got along well, had mind-blowing sex…until the day they decided to discuss their sexual pasts. He had around 15 and she had slept with 60+. And she confessed this tears rolling down her cheeks.

This is why I NEVER want to know how many sexual partners my girl has/had. As long as I know she's clean and we're safe, there's no reason to talk about numbers, who, when, where...d'oh! Pray


How did you get to know about this?

Or a close friend in this case is you?


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#50 Posted : Thursday, August 28, 2014 5:06:14 PM
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Dr. Dre wrote:
A close friend recently broke up with his girlfriend of 1.5yrs because he could not get past her sexual history. They really got along well, had mind-blowing sex…until the day they decided to discuss their sexual pasts. He had around 15 and she had slept with 60+. And she confessed this tears rolling down her cheeks.

This is why I NEVER want to know how many sexual partners my girl has/had. As long as I know she's clean and we're safe, there's no reason to talk about numbers, who, when, where...d'oh! Pray

He's just a douchebag. Alikuwa anauliza ndio? See what happens with curiosity? Ama his ego was deflated when he realized kumbe the numbers he parades like a headless chicken had been MK Donned? He's a foolish man, very, very foolish. There's a reason you should never ask for what you cant take!!!
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