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tycho
#41 Posted : Thursday, May 24, 2018 5:13:07 PM
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I'm quite sure that very few of us can get down to write the really truly dirty story.

Some people can do the practicals of the dirty story. There are places where you can get encouragement to do it. Practically.

Of course when you do it, you'll surely be killed. But it doesn't matter because you'd have killed. And anyway, what's the point of living in a shitty hole, burning with @alphdoti's fire?

Oh meeen! I missed my opportunity, or have I?

I can always see her if I look. And boy, don't I love looking!

And I know how to get her to the place of redemption.

I can't imagine her surprise and dismay as it all starts. A shriek perhaps.

But that's the thriiiilllll. No?

You start with gentle kisses till you finish with tearing her flesh with your teeth. Lip stick all over you.

'Did you come with the hooks to hang the meat butcher Jacob?'

'No. Use her skin'.

'Oh yeah. I hadn't thought of that'.

Yeah. But first I curve a tomb on her pelvis. Even if my head fits is okay.
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tycho
#42 Posted : Thursday, May 24, 2018 5:17:24 PM
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Then I'll go to the mirror and grin at the old geezer.

'That's what I did to your bitch'.

The f***ing loser will definitely grin back.

And that's how I'll smash the mirror with my fists.

'Who's color is the lipstick?'

I don't know! I don't f***ing knoooow!

I gotta find her again.

I gotta find her!
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tycho
#43 Posted : Thursday, May 24, 2018 6:17:15 PM
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Hey you sister! Have you drunk of your mother's blood?

Oooh! Your lips are red. Let me kiss them...

Are these the only lips you got? Oh. Where are they? Let my lips see them.

Screaaam!

Oh. Hush little darling. Papa's got you. Hush. The blood on your lips is soooo freeesh!

Please sit on my rule.

Sit on my rule, oh partaker of the liberi!

Oh no. Is it a blade?

No Worry.

No woman, no cry.
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tycho
#44 Posted : Thursday, May 24, 2018 9:13:11 PM
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On the seventh day, I realize that every kitty is firmly tethered to my pole. My iron rod. My rule.

Let each die slowly and painfully. No. Call it pleasure. The fire in hell must cause a dance.

My laws, must keep you in the inferno.

Respite shall come when you suck my iron and make it your breast. Because in eating you I've become your mother.

Thou shall not envy, because if thou enviest you seek to dethrone me.

You devil!

And I'm jealous.

I even own @masukuma's thunder and lightning.

The last frontier is the first. And I traverse them both.

All is well. I in heaven, and you in hell. Roasting.

And you knowing that are I.

The hymen is pierced and orgasma attained.

Manna from heaven.
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tycho
#45 Posted : Thursday, May 24, 2018 9:15:03 PM
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Oh what holy words!
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aemathenge
#46 Posted : Friday, June 01, 2018 9:21:02 AM
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tycho wrote:
My interest is that even a skim through the stories reveals a pretty clean and decent mind...


You do realize that you have just declared unequivocally that MaheGoat has a clean and decent mind.

The implications of such a declaration are too deep to fathom.

In the meantime, let me bask....
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2012
#47 Posted : Friday, June 01, 2018 10:48:18 AM
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@tycho, you should get published. Love your poetic flow/writing.

BBI will solve it :)
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Swenani
#48 Posted : Friday, June 01, 2018 11:41:26 AM
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tycho wrote:
Then I'll go to the mirror and grin at the old geezer.

'That's what I did to your bitch'.

The f***ing loser will definitely grin back.

And that's how I'll smash the mirror with my fists.

'Who's color is the lipstick?'

I don't know! I don't f***ing knoooow!

I gotta find her again.

I gotta find her!


Tycho found her clearing junk from her trunk to the bunk.
His previous performance was flaccid
She was still in a funk from the Tycho's previous smash.
She wanted an elephant trunk from a hunk for a slunk.


If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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tycho
#49 Posted : Friday, June 01, 2018 1:16:25 PM
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aemathenge wrote:
tycho wrote:
My interest is that even a skim through the stories reveals a pretty clean and decent mind...


You do realize that you have just declared unequivocally that MaheGoat has a clean and decent mind.

The implications of such a declaration are too deep to fathom.

In the meantime, let me bask....


Or, you've not given the real dirty.
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tycho
#50 Posted : Friday, June 01, 2018 1:32:32 PM
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Swenani wrote:
tycho wrote:
Then I'll go to the mirror and grin at the old geezer.

'That's what I did to your bitch'.

The f***ing loser will definitely grin back.

And that's how I'll smash the mirror with my fists.

'Who's color is the lipstick?'

I don't know! I don't f***ing knoooow!

I gotta find her again.

I gotta find her!


Tycho found her clearing junk from her trunk to the bunk.
His previous performance was flaccid
She was still in a funk from the Tycho's previous smash.
She wanted an elephant trunk from a hunk for a slunk.




Aah! Let the demons fly in, and show their faces...

The only reason for a limp, is that Papa- the f***ing bastard- shoved his rod in meee!

Till I became his sissy, keeping off his whore.

The fancy at the lodge, where history is recapitulated.

Oh! God, how can a crook be straight?

Papa, do you want to shove it again?

And again?

And again?

Is this your f***ing justice? Is it your all?

To keep the whore?
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