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Impunity		#41 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 9:51:03 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada		McReggae wrote: commando wrote: Mukiri wrote: I pray that Jesus Christ has mercy on you and wakes you up to what is really going on here. Fornication and adultery is nothing to be proud of. It's a lie; you should be ashamed. Imagine how your anus would look like if that number of men had landed on you. Wisen up I agree Pastor. But are you allowed to say some words in public like ...your..... ? Lakini pastor pia saa zingine, the anus is never meant for landings as opposed to the vagina which is designed for it!!! @Pastor think the ass was designed for landing, bure kabisa. The walls of the vgina are very special and can accommodate thousands of landings in a lifetime! Portfolio: Sold* You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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commando		#42 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 9:58:11 AM
Rank: New-farer Joined: 7/19/2013 Posts: 88		mkeiy wrote: harrydre wrote: McReggae wrote: Is this not the dude who was complaining about the wife the other day!!!! oooh yes acting all Holier-than-thou. must have been a pay back time. karma! I DIDN'T SLEEP I actually didn't sleep that day. I kept on imagining someone else landing on my legal airport. But i don't land on legal airports these days. I did it once though, when a really irresistible pretty one gave me landing rights and even paid for the room(I was broke, then she offered to)-5.5 yrs ago- and the landing was almost bungled because she wanted a smoking gun as mentioned above and i wasn't for it. On second thoughts i said potelea mbali and landed. I regretted really badly afterwards till the landing gear refused any more landings. She seemed really starved but i was so paranoid. She was two years my senior and had a really cool airport. The Owner was some really rich dude who was working out of town that time. I feared for my life, though still chased her a bit later for another landing but she denied me saying she regretted her actions and had decided to be faithful. When i settled i promised never to land on a legally owned fish. I still observe that rule “I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.” Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Angelica _ann		#43 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 10:06:24 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,937		@commando, shame on you .... look at your signature In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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ecstacy		#44 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 10:11:03 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2008 Posts: 4,449		commando wrote: ecstacy wrote: commando wrote: This afternoon i set out to do something really weird, not sure if its useless. I decided to list and count the number of fish i have eaten since i was in form 2(15)when i had my first fish I am at number 44 and some more fish names will possibly be added. I am feeling weird. But the temptation for new frontiers is still there. Am 33 and wondering if some wazuans have a bad weakness like mine. Their is a guy who says he is on 400+ and is under 38yrs. Don't know what he tells ladies but I've seen him in action. Eish. Live action?? Haha! I mean, let us just say I've got no reason to doubt him.
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Impunity		#45 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 10:13:16 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada		Angelica _ann wrote: @commando, shame on you .... look at your signature Are you by any chance the married lady who demanded that he lands you bilaz as described up there? Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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commando		#46 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 10:29:40 AM
Rank: New-farer Joined: 7/19/2013 Posts: 88		Angelica _ann wrote: @commando, shame on you .... look at your signature I know am in the evil is 'triumphing' phase now and the right is defeated-albeit temporarily. I believe its my alter ego that does these 'things'. I am told my first impressions are those of a Pastor. But again I have another personality i am fighting really hard to give up. “I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.” Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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kiterunner		#47 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 11:15:11 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi		commando wrote: This afternoon i set out to do something really weird, not sure if its useless. I decided to list and count the number of fish i have eaten since i was in form 2(15)when i had my first fish I am at number 44 and some more fish names will possibly be added. I am feeling weird. But the temptation for new frontiers is still there. Am 33 and wondering if some wazuans have a bad weakness like mine. you are underperforming my friend though should eat at least 12 fish per year since age 17 by 33-17=16 years 12x16= 192 By your age I will have a minimum of 192 under the belt our goals are best achieved indirectly
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kiterunner		#48 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 11:20:12 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi		Angelica _ann wrote: Euge wrote: Impunity wrote: quicksand wrote: Angelica _ann wrote: Stop before the world stops you by brother. Decide and settle on one fish or two permanently. The day you will be at KNH ukihara, nobody will support you but gossip about it ... how you will be off soon! Its the women who don't like the makobosto most of the time. They ask a dude to remove it citing discomfort. This is even when they havent tested or known each other for long. Many men have gone through this and can confirm. It is baffling. Talking from first hand experience, huh? ION: @angelica_ann is on record to say that makobosto causes her rashes on her airport...she is allergic to rubber, kweli rongo? Leave a sister alone. THat is her experience not yours. I know someone that claims makobotso causes a rush, uui Angelica, do I know you? our goals are best achieved indirectly
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kiterunner		#49 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 11:23:19 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi		Swenani wrote: commando wrote: Swenani wrote: It is indeed regrettable that at the age of 33 you have only managed 44.A ruleof dictates that for every year you are alive you should at least eat 3 fish. By now you should be at 100. You cannot count from year 1. Unless if you start eating fish before you are even weaned. The first 16/17 years should be recovered when you join campus and during your first years of work. During the first years of work before marriage you can easily manage to eat 30 fish in a year ditto our goals are best achieved indirectly
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tnai9		#50 Posted : Wednesday, April 16, 2014 11:39:32 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/21/2010 Posts: 345 Location: easto		kiterunner wrote: Swenani wrote: commando wrote: Swenani wrote: It is indeed regrettable that at the age of 33 you have only managed 44.A ruleof dictates that for every year you are alive you should at least eat 3 fish. By now you should be at 100. You cannot count from year 1. Unless if you start eating fish before you are even weaned. The first 16/17 years should be recovered when you join campus and during your first years of work. During the first years of work before marriage you can easily manage to eat 30 fish in a year ditto Hapa kuna mambo! Sasa compe ni on the number of fish eaten? Isorait "The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence." ― Charles Bukowski
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