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Swenani wrote:Try hit a girl todayQuote:The skinny cop looks at the damage and says it’s not bad, that we can sort it out, so could we remove these cars from the road immediately? We drive and park by Chaka Road and, still with hands across her chest, she rolls her eyes all the way to the back of her skull when I tell her I will offer her 1,500 bob. (I know, hehe). After 30mins or serious pulling and tagging we finally agree on 3K. I pay her and she gets into her car and drives off without even giving me a hug. (Nkt).  Plus "...Of course for every mean female driver there are about five great ones. May God keep blessing these five drivers. May he stop lucifer from standing in the way between you and reverse parking." Hiyo part ya reverse parking, well well well...
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/27/2009 Posts: 1,437
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washiku wrote:Swenani wrote:Try hit a girl todayQuote:The skinny cop looks at the damage and says it’s not bad, that we can sort it out, so could we remove these cars from the road immediately? We drive and park by Chaka Road and, still with hands across her chest, she rolls her eyes all the way to the back of her skull when I tell her I will offer her 1,500 bob. (I know, hehe). After 30mins or serious pulling and tagging we finally agree on 3K. I pay her and she gets into her car and drives off without even giving me a hug. (Nkt). Plus "...Of course for every mean female driver there are about five great ones. May God keep blessing these five drivers. May he stop lucifer from standing in the way between you and reverse parking." Hiyo part ya reverse parking, well well well... She is evil. She should have given the victim a hug.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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washiku wrote:Swenani wrote:Try hit a girl todayQuote:The skinny cop looks at the damage and says it’s not bad, that we can sort it out, so could we remove these cars from the road immediately? We drive and park by Chaka Road and, still with hands across her chest, she rolls her eyes all the way to the back of her skull when I tell her I will offer her 1,500 bob. (I know, hehe). After 30mins or serious pulling and tagging we finally agree on 3K. I pay her and she gets into her car and drives off without even giving me a hug. (Nkt). Plus "...Of course for every mean female driver there are about five great ones. May God keep blessing these five drivers. May he stop lucifer from standing in the way between you and reverse parking." Hiyo part ya reverse parking, well well well... Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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Owaahh - Too Late for WormsFloat like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2007 Posts: 838
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What do you want us to see here? sipati point yako madam. WHO DARES WINS
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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marko wrote:What do you want us to see here? sipati point yako madam. You can be helped if you state what you were expecting to see If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2007 Posts: 838
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Swenani wrote:marko wrote:What do you want us to see here? sipati point yako madam. You can be helped if you state what you were expecting to see If I was expecting to see something I would not need the link right? It leads to a blog with many stories....what was she trying to portray. Are you by any chance her? WHO DARES WINS
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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marko wrote:Swenani wrote:marko wrote:What do you want us to see here? sipati point yako madam. You can be helped if you state what you were expecting to see If I was expecting to see something I would not need the link right? It leads to a blog with many stories....what was she trying to portray. Are you by any chance her? If you were not expecting to see anything, you would'nt have opened the link.....She is a person of interest to me If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2007 Posts: 838
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Swenani wrote:marko wrote:Swenani wrote:marko wrote:What do you want us to see here? sipati point yako madam. You can be helped if you state what you were expecting to see If I was expecting to see something I would not need the link right? It leads to a blog with many stories....what was she trying to portray. Are you by any chance her? If you were not expecting to see anything, you would'nt have opened the link.....She is a person of interest to me So? WHO DARES WINS
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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marko wrote:Swenani wrote:marko wrote:Swenani wrote:marko wrote:What do you want us to see here? sipati point yako madam. You can be helped if you state what you were expecting to see If I was expecting to see something I would not need the link right? It leads to a blog with many stories....what was she trying to portray. Are you by any chance her? If you were not expecting to see anything, you would'nt have opened the link.....She is a person of interest to me So fapaka? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2007 Posts: 838
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Swenani wrote:marko wrote:Swenani wrote:marko wrote:Swenani wrote:marko wrote:What do you want us to see here? sipati point yako madam. You can be helped if you state what you were expecting to see If I was expecting to see something I would not need the link right? It leads to a blog with many stories....what was she trying to portray. Are you by any chance her? If you were not expecting to see anything, you would'nt have opened the link.....She is a person of interest to me So fapaka? Wewe naona ndiye ulikalia chapati..lakini haisuru..@Butterflyke. What did you want us to see? WHO DARES WINS
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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@marko, siku mingi The thread is about Bikozulu and other Kenyan blogs. The link is to a blog by a Kenyan. It might or might not interest you....I enjoy reading it. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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I have found that the worst time to be reading biko's storos in when you are in a restaurant alone... with your laptop before you - you try not to giggle aloud but he throws something at you that knocks you down.... hiyo barua ya lucifer for example.... All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2007 Posts: 838
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butterflyke wrote:@marko, siku mingi The thread is about Bikozulu and other Kenyan blogs. The link is to a blog by a Kenyan. It might or might not interest you....I enjoy reading it. @Butterflyke. I just wondered if there was one in particular you wanted to draw our attention to.I read all the stories nonetheless. Thanks. WHO DARES WINS
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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And he made some coins... http://www.bikozulu.co.ke/just-friends/
Quote:And the dhing is, sometimes your woman will ask you a very innocent question because she is testing you but one that will make you look instantly guilty no matter how innocent you are. It’s how they ask it. It’s a form of art. But women just don’t ask random questions. Never. Every question is connected to something and you might not find out the connection that instance but maybe three months down the road she will ask the exact same question and you had better give the same answer, Romeo. And they have mustered the art of interrogation, perhaps borrowed from Heinrich “Gestapo” Mueller: The unblinking eye contact, the slight crooked smirk, that half-bored look that says, I won’t believe anything you say, but please, proceed to humor me with your answer.
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/22/2011 Posts: 561 Location: House
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Lolest! wrote: And he made some coins... http://www.bikozulu.co.ke/just-friends/
Quote:And the dhing is, sometimes your woman will ask you a very innocent question because she is testing you but one that will make you look instantly guilty no matter how innocent you are. It’s how they ask it. It’s a form of art. But women just don’t ask random questions. Never. Every question is connected to something and you might not find out the connection that instance but maybe three months down the road she will ask the exact same question and you had better give the same answer, Romeo. And they have mustered the art of interrogation, perhaps borrowed from Heinrich “Gestapo” Mueller: The unblinking eye contact, the slight crooked smirk, that half-bored look that says, I won’t believe anything you say, but please, proceed to humor me with your answer. I have to agree with him. A woman can make you feel guilty and even convince you yet you are totaly innocent. ....and i mean all women even our mothers and sisters 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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Sometimes his words cut deep... this one really left sucky feelings all over the place All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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masukuma wrote:Sometimes his words cut deep... this one really left sucky feelings all over the place This story left me very conflicted... I don't know how to think about life, God, and et al. Immediately, I read the story, I wished I had not. But in retrospect, I think there somethings we, humans, Will never ever understand
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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Truly a sad story. Leaves you wondering if indeed there is God. Why can't the african governments join forces and comb these forests off these animals. Where are the so called statesmen? i.am.back!!!!
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